If 30,000 supporters paid $5000 each, we could offer Lerner a decent profit on his Villa experiment and still have money left over for transfers. Then we'd have control of the club. Of course, because it's my idea, I'd be Director of Football Operations. I'd bring back John the Chronicler, change the club crest back to something that doesn't make your eyes bleed, renovate the North Stand, push for a safe standing area in the Lower Holte, lower ticket prices, expand the Villa brand in Asia, and ban players from wearing neon boots...for starters.