We'll lose to West Ham on a James Collins header, mark my words. 0-1
Somehow I think we can scrape out a point against Everton, probably 2-2
Walcott will toy with Bennett all day and we'll get smashed by them. 4-1
Man City will probably field a weak side, giving us a glimmer of hope, but their benchwarmers are better than our starters. 2-0
Fact is, many of the fixtures that were marked as realistically winnable have already come and gone, with us taking nothing from them, which will ultimately sink us. Losing to Wigan, Soton and Newcastle at home...we deserve to be right where we are. And God help us if it comes down to a tiebreaker. On goal difference, we're completely f*cked.