I have a problem. I'm addicted to cough drops. I cannot stop. I have bags of them all over my apartment. I wake up at night and reach for them, half asleep. But I end up with a much drier throat than I ever would have had without them. But even worse, this addiction has cursed me with an embarrassing side effect: Booming flatulence. Powerful tuba blasts, fueled by honey lemon lozenges...and they're not just forceful...they smell really bad. I'm in a dark hole of cough drops and farts. It's all gotten so out of control.