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USA 2- Mexico 0. Should have been 3, but Dempsey missed a penalty. Total humiliation for Mexico, who still look completely lost out there, new manager and all. Suck it, Chicharito!

Sometimes I feel like moving to New Orleans, spending all my savings on a massive hard drugs stockpile, holing up in a French Quarter hotel and just get absolutely battered.

Bring on Newcastle

booo

Absolutely nothing doing in the middle of the pitch attacking-wise

England need a manager with balls

Yep, only good thing about this match Nice corner, Young....

lucky, Walker oooo

Ukraine dreadful as well

Hodgson really needs to be replaced, he's clueless

hooof

hooooof ooops, wrong thread, haha

Given their club form Joe Cole and Gabby should be out there

Wow, Cahill. Just awful.

Poor game so far

Milner looking like he doesn't play much football lately

FOX News idiots talking about how the bombing of Damascus could actually be Biblical prophecy signaling the "End Times"

Angela Merkel

The only ones having a go at the USA for not bombing are the "rebels"

The NFC East is going to be another roller coaster, I love it

Yep, almost as well played as Cameron, ie not very. So that's France on their own now then. France. They've already said they'll only go as part of a coalition so no chance of the Frogs steaming into Assad on their own. The incredible thing is that an off the cuff, unguarded remark by Kerry at a press conference was then jumped on by the Russians as a means to disrupt US planning, and now Obama has actually started running with it. If nothing else it tells you that the US has no actual policy on Syria and are literally making it up as they go along. Given that this is one of the most dangerous situations in foreign policy terms since the end of the cold war (if not the most dangerous), that's an illuminating and incredibly worrying revelation. It's in keeping with form though. When US forces took Baghdad, the commanders on the ground asked for instructions (what to do next)...there weren't any. THERE WAS NO PLAN.

Fix the match

The team you have to share your stadium with

Fully agree. I saw some of their Glastonbury set on TV, and thought, what a load of boring old kack. Yep, nothing particularly interesting about them. You can see how they are being packaged, and it is so transparent. The drummer is alright, though.

Is that really her bum?