maqroll

Toon can run the score up here.

Plopimplosion

Kneefinder, mate.

No. But he's useful to them as cover for their racism as long as he remains a public figure on the far right.

Great feet for a bigger guy. Looks the part, hopefully we don't overuse him this season. We need to protect his knees.

He's a Rolls Royce in need of an oil change and some air in his tires.

Should've laid it off to Ollie

Durán has to do better there

We need to talk about Torres

Wank Town

Weak from Torres. Real weak.

We better sign a forward before Liverpool try to replace Salah..

TBF, It's not my wish. I have no real animus towards Everton. It is fascinating to see big clubs go down though.

If they move into their new ground in April and get relegated in May, it will be funny.

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Arse trying to offload players. Smith-Rowe at a cut rate price might be good.

I expected "Never Give In", the Alex Ferguson story to be not much better than a puff piece, cookie-cutter football doc. But the film is excellent. Stylistically it is very smartly done, and the story is obviously compelling for all football fans. I knew he grew up poor and was a player before managing Aberdeen and catapulting to what he became, but did not know he was such a prominent player in Scottish football. I didn't know the details of his home life, or the eventual transfer he got to Rangers and the subsequent falling out he had there that he blamed on sectarianism. Didn't know how close he came to death, either. I know it might be unpopular to admit it on here, but I've always liked and admired Ferguson, even though he could be a complete word removed at times. But he's an incredible figure in the history of the game, and his early successes at Man Utd were one of the things I found compelling about English football.

They've gone from Rooney Tevez Ronaldo to Antony Rashford Martial

Nice move by Wan-Bissaka

LOLCHESTER UNITED

Vlahovic, Felix and a RB incoming...

Carlos looks top heavy to me somehow.

Looked a bit choppy yesterday with heavy touches and bad passes. This was supposed to be his strength, no? Obviously has some class about him but needs to maybe not over-think things.

And down goes Prigozhin!