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It's just taken me far too long to figure out what's going on in here (and mainly to figure out what EWR was). Probably should have just read the OP.

I imagine he looked something like this:

is it as bad as Emile HEskey picking up 60 caps or players like Jake Livermore or Jonjo Shelvey getting caps It's somewhere between Paul McShane getting 30(! ) and those two you listed.

It must have been your Alan Hutton haircut that caused that kind of a performance. The beard is infallible.

I've never wanted him out. Experience(d) player(s)? From now on our players gain their experience (and earn their big contracts) with us. Buying experienced players when you're not one of the big boys puts you on a hiding to nothing.

Roger_That is listed at the bottom as currently viewing this thread. He isn't posting though. Just watching. Waiting. Sobbing.

Need to sign this one up to a new contract now.

So does this effect the £18m move to Spurs this afternoon or not? Glaston? Hello?

Naughty boy. You've had us creaming ourselves at the prospect for far longer than was healthy! Brilliant. News.

I can't pretend I wouldn't **** love that to happen.

Does anyone remember the ITK the spurs fans were all cock sure of (due to "getting stuff right" previously) that said an £18m deal was all but complete and would be announced by the end of this week? Can we expect the announcement later this afternoon or do they work weekends in Lahndahn Tahn?

Levy 'wins' more than he 'loses' but he's had some stinkers. Bentley, Palacios, Corluka, Chimbonda, Gomez and Pavlyuchenko all came in the same season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOVfPt9aC8 This tune.

I don't think anyone is under the impression that Benteke LOVES Villa but he clearly wasn't unsettled last season. He obviously wants to make the most of his career/talent and he's hired a professional to help him do that. If his adviser suggested it was in his career's best interests to stay for another season I'm pretty sure Benteke wouldn't have ignored the advice and put in the transfer request himself. I think the problem people are having with the agent is that while it at least slightly debatable what is best for Benteke himself for the long term, it is clear that as many transfers as possible is best for Kismet.

To the same tune that every single club (especially in the MLS now, for some reason) uses: His name's* Yacouba Sylla, Sylla, Sylla, He **** loves* the Villa, the Villa, the Villa. Oooooooooooooooh, oooooooooooooooh *These first bits may vary

Surely a professional club wouldn't base a seven figure bid purely on the fact that a player did or didn't start one international friendly. That is preposterous, to put it mildly. This imaginary bidding war between Europe's elite is just as likely to happen whether or not Banniesta starts a ceremonial friendly.

I'm going to have to dust this off to prepare for GTA V. I haven't even bought the DLC for this yet either.

yacouba sylla ‏@91_yacou7m Thank you to the fans for this song it warm my heart Expand I **** love this guy already.

Well that clears one thing up. Kismet looks as greedy as he acts.