Heh. I feel like I can convince myself they'll probably delay the release when it's a bit further away but when I'm seeing pics of people unboxing copies and the map is getting leaked I can't hide from it any more.
I've had my 14(ish, I dunno) year old cousin tell me that it was a cheap shot and if it was the other way round Gabby would have limped off and thrown up too.
1D fans are apparently the Liverpool fans of the teen idol boy band world.
Edit - We could talk about Woy choosing Raheem '20 minutes of football in the last 6 months' Sterling ahead of Gabby if you like. That is actually more annoying to me than murderous children.
These. A niche sport, preferably one with a lot of casual fans who can sway the odds massively (the wrong way hopefully). Then all you need to do is pick your moments carefully and be careful.
I'm sure he'll pull through. He's the proverbial duck's back and it's coated in proverbial NeverWet spray.
Judging by his hashtag responses on keek he's enjoying stoking the fire. #thewaterinmytapisharder was pretty funny.
Deary me. Yes we are the new stoke. Okore is the new Shawcross, Benteke is the new Crouch, Lowton is the new Shotton, Gabby is the new Jerome. I can't believe nobody spotted it earlier. With gigantic lumbering bruisers like Westwood, Delph and KEA packing the midfield we've basically abandoned any notion of passing or dribbling.
Imagine the kind of motor used to power a sewing machine. Now imagine a petrol version in a tiny car on 1 inch wide tyres. That is what teenagers can drive.
Some of the suggestions here are stretching the definitions of reliable and exciting quite far. You could get a Honda S2000 with high mileage or something of that ilk.
I actually dislike him more because of how good he could have been.
People try and make out him and Bannan are alike in that they just weren't quite good enough. In reality when Ireland was Bannan's age he scored 13 and got 13 assists and came 3rd in PFA young player of the year.
I don't know why the **** he played the way he did for us in his last few games, he seems to have some kind of persecution complex. I'll be annoyed if he plays well again now he's left but at least I have our current motivated, talented, hard working, not mental squad to console myself with.
Good call Ian, he'll slot right into Barca's team. They actually came in for him on deadline day too but they couldn't match his ambition. Fabregas is two and a half years older than him so they'll probably ship him out to fund another attempt next season. The only question is how do Madrid top a signing like that.
You guys are too harsh. Having Adrian Chiles tell me which of the England team are "unplayable" before they nervously clump it down the flanks against a team from a country ranked behind Antigua and Malawi is a staple of my weekend.
I don't know why you're so sure he's still here. Maybe someone signed him and just didn't announce it. I for one (and Morpheus for two) won't be sure he's staying unless he kicks off against Newcastle.