ArteSuave

500-1 with Ladbrokes. Free money.

??? It says page 500 on my PC 20 posts per page on PC, 10 per page on mobile. PS - A kid I play football with is a ST holder there and he reckoned it was more like 8,000 there against Yeovil.

Chelsea could qualify for Europe using a squad made up entirely of players currently out on loan. Its ridiculous.

Not unmissable?! My grandmother could have scored that. My 6'3, super athletic, diving header aficionado grandmother.

No grant Holt eats his own weight in pie for every meal. I know that because I've read the same amazing joke in almost every thread since he signed.

I get the impression Cole is on his way but if they do buy Shaw as Cole's replacement then I agree he'd be available. Hopefully he settles in well enough here to make us his first choice should that happen.

Mourinho seemed quite keen to point out he was still their player, but he needed game time. Cole is 33 too, on big wages and a contract that runs out in June. I think he'll be back at Chelsea competing with Azpilicueta (unless he plays RB) for a starting spot next season.

Bute looked gun shy. Disappointing really.

Romero. The wrestler who doesn't want to wrestle. He's actually the older brother of Yoan Pablo Hernandez so I think it's safe to assume he's boxed since he was a kid but I wish he'd at least look aware that grappling is allowed. I thought that was a horribly late stoppage too, nothing was said on the broadcast but there was no intelligent defence for 30+ seconds before the stoppage. The ref just gave him 10 final warnings.

I thought he was quite good last season (more offensively than defensively), especially against Sunderland. He's not been anywhere near that this season, and having an airhead shouting the odds on his behalf isn't helping him. Unfortunately he's the only RB we've got, but Bacuna can do a job there provided he's next to Vlaar so if we can get a replacement in (Naughton) I don't think he'll be an unbearable loss.

It wasn't tactics. I saw him in McDonalds with Pep and Tata. He was scoffing down his happy meal while they armwrestled for the right to sign him.

10-0. Mourinho to put a saddle on Moyes and ride him out of the ground over the horizon.

Physioroom has no return date listed. I hope he's back for Albion, he seems to thrive in the derbies.

I think your inability to describe how bad "Holt were" is more to do with your limited linguistic talents rather than any problem with his performance.

Come on Stan. What the hell, man?

Cheated out of 2 points.

So far beyond my expectations, unbelievable.

Firedel was signed and announced on a matchday. I remember because the eagle eye action man behind me spotted him in the crowd from 100m away before it was announced.

It's not likely we'll get anything from today, but as long as we at least create some chances for Benteke and someone kicks Suarez really hard I'll be content.

Yeah I agree, Lambert out!

450 + VAT Well I hope we're VAT registered. That 90k can be used to pay Grant Holt's pie bill... Because that's how much it would cost to pay for all the pies he eats... Because he eats a lot of pies... Because he's fat... Guys?

Moral of the story is cook your chicken boys and girls. Your limbs might stop working and you'll be forced to play for Stoke.

It doesn't make him any worse, it just means he no longer among the best statistically in that regard. I feel I should also point out fightmetrics top 10 requires 20 TD attempts on you before you're eligible so a large number of (who I would consider to be) the elite in that regard aren't featured. Cormier, Teixera, Weidman, Barao and the like. There are also an absurd amount of excellent wrestlers at WW who, while not possessing a better TDD%, I would consider better. The only reason they aren't higher in that table is that they've all fought each other and taken each other down. Hendricks, GSP, Woodley, Kos, Story, Ellenberger, Pierce, Jason High. I'm sure there are others I can't remember too.

I think at this point Faber will provide a much sterner test than Cruz would have.

Brace yourselves for some truly unbelievable news. Cruz is injured again. Barao Faber 2 is the next title fight.