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Don't forget the best counter attacking player in the world or the reason Crowley moved to Arsenal.

To be fair, he was a bargain at 1.25mil, more like 4mil. Levy knows how to negotiate. He'd already signed a precontract to join Spurs in the Summer. The £1.25m was effectively a 6 month loan fee. £4m for a six month loan would have been extortionate.

Dey tuk er mernerger.

Maybe this is the game where Atomic Strike Tonev takes his training ground performances into a match... I hope.

The only reason anyone says please is so they can have the biscuit.

The fighting and cocaine song alone is worth the fee. He also scored a few weeks ago in the cup so he's outperformed Cornelius handily.

Hopefully this will be the Benteke show. 4 goals and Lugano is getting weightsed.

You do realise it's the 29th tomorrow don't you. Nobody else is coming. While I am fast losing hope of anyone else arriving I feel like it should be pointed out that we didn't get the slightest whiff of the Sylla transfer until the 30th last year.

I think he is saying he tried to sign him AFTER he became a star. These comments make him sound a bit... special.

I honestly wouldn't care if our fans became spoilt, 95% of us are moaning rocket polishers anyway. I'm not even sure that does/would happen either tbh. All fan bases are full of spiteful, unintelligent words removed, but its only when they're winning they get called out on it. Also, the soul of football can't be destroyed by buying players. I don't get why people are happy for us to plunder players from Genk, Crewe etc. because we're bigger but see being at the top of the food chain as a bad thing. Either we bring all our players through the academy or we play the taking candy from the smaller kids game. I'd rather Dzeko coming off the bench than Fonz too. These players are grown men, if they'd rather earn more money and win more trophies than play more minutes then that's on them.

Every single day of my life I look on in dismay as people **** this up in front of me.

I'd love to be like Man City. Similar ticket price but instead of 2-3 home wins a season we get to see 18-19. World class players galore to the point some of them don't make the bench. They've kept their name, badge, colours etc. too. If Randy sold us to someone like that all mistakes would be completely forgiven in my book.

So Ulver, you reckon far more than 50% of Villa fans think "Lambert is useless"?

That is good news.

18 months ago I was assured by an Albion fan that Markus Rosenberg from Werder Bremen was much better than the shit Belgian we'd just signed.

Agree, not that I'm too arsed though. BT Sport seem to show every other PSG game live anyway.

He's bluffing. I've just driven past BHX and I saw Lucas Moura being bundled into the boot of Gary Karsa's Nissan Micra.

Who said they don't count? The point was that his assists have come from set pieces where his position isn't a factor. The only reason I described them was because its amusing to point out how shit both of the corners were. They still count though. That's 3 in the last 2 seasons, just like Mata...

Disregarding the fact that Januzaj has played more first team games for Utd than Daehli did for Molde, if he's chosed working with OGS over Man Utd then how exactly did we miss out on him?

Both of his assists are resulting from improperly defended under hit corners. He could have been playing in goal and if he was on corner taking duty they'd still have happened.

Higher rated by whom? One was let go for free and the other is now a key first team player. He went free. Solskjaer bought him back to Cardiff. Yes so Man Utd released the supposedly higher rated of the two for free and promoted the other one to the first team. Whose rating are you referring to?

Higher rated by whom? One was let go for free and the other is now a key first team player.

Of course he'd be better off in Spain. He's the Scottish Iniesta for crying out loud.

James Horncastle. It takes a special type of word removed to sit next to Joey Barton and still have the most punchable face in the room. I can't even articulate why I find him so detestable and I've never even heard anyone else say a single word against him.

I don't think all of them are competing for the same 2 positions. Matic can play as one of the holding pair and the others are then competing for 3 places.