ArteSuave
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We need a win. We didn't get one. **** knows how we've not scored tonight.
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Colin rocket polisher. Why BT Sport? Why?
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Match Thread - PLEASE DO NOT TALK ABOUT STREAMS IN THIS THREAD
ArteSuave replied to a topic in PL: Cardiff a
Praise Amun Ra! That surely means Vlaar will play. -
I'll do yachting or whatever Ben Anslie does. Someone buy me a big boat and the medal's as good as ours. Jokes aside, I think the seeming lack of obscurity is what makes Jenny's medal so ridiculous. I'm not really sure of worldwide participation number but every **** American I know seems to snowboard.
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I'm a pyjama wrassler. I do a bit of nogi but its too much like hard work. I karated when I was a nipper, but TMAs & kata was just not my thing at all. I love boxing / kick boxing but I **** hate getting hit in the head so I only train kick boxing properly (sparring) very rarely for a change of scenery. I hit a bag for a bit of stress relief but bag no hit back. I judo as well, but that happens about as often as a Villa home win.
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Who is the next medal hope?
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Aisling Bea is quite funny. Sandy Toksvig is worse than genital mutilation.
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On BBC news now. Chenny Chones!
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Can you blame him? My pants get browner every time Baker is on the ball.
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They need to call in a witchdoctor or make a sacrifice to a volcano or some shit. We need Vlaar on the pitch.
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I don't think it even makes you feel better. Nobody wins from booing. It's like nuclear war.
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Nobody is revoking your permission to boo. Boo as much as you want. Booooooo. Boooo. Booooooooooooo. Boo. The point is that it's counter productive.
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"Replays also suggested that the contact was unintentional." -- The BBC website What a bunch of words removed.
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Thiago Silva has allegedly threatened Pablo Popovic with a gun and then barricaded himself into his apartment only to have it swarmed by a SWAT team. That man is cray zee.
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maybe we should hire a standup comedian or Michael McIntyre his voice will lighten your mood McIntyre's wages would be too high. Why not have Lambert just perform a Broadway number or a cheeky striptease?
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Amazing. If one person could be counted on to continue to call that push a punch after clear evidence to the contrary... If that is a punch then there are roughly 300 punches thrown at every corner.
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Its not a punch though is it? If someone can link the vine that chico tweeted on Feb 1 you can see its an openhanded push on his hip at most. Still violent conduct for trying to hit him with the other swing.
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Benteke is overrated because of Hazard. Overall they're League 2 quality, they'll finish 10th in the Premier League at best.
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So you're serious that he's shown himself to be a "lower league manager", despite the fact the last time he managed a lower league side he achieved promotion (twice in a row) and avoided relegation (by finishing midtable) with an obviously lower league club? Okay then.
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This is the kind of obviously self contradicting post that I would make as a joke. Are you serious?
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Ouch. I remember bemoaning that substitution.
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Match Thread - PLEASE DO NOT TALK ABOUT STREAMS IN THIS THREAD
ArteSuave replied to Kwan's topic in PL: West Ham h
Yeah, if you try to hit another player with your forearm / elbow you deserve a red card, regardless of whether or not you're too much of an oaf to catch him fully. -
The word cringe being used as an adjective. Edit - Scott Mills seemingly now says this in nearly every sentence, I assume as some attempt to be down with the kids.
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I'm no statistician, but that sample size is *ahem* questionable. Nonsense, four out of five women agree that Pantene makes their hair GLOW. Four out of five of Ulver's mates agree that Lamberk (huehuehue) is a smelly poo pants bum face idiot durr brain and should get lost. That's just science. Are you saying you know better than all of the scientists in the world?
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I think its more that MOTD only wank over how superior passing football is when its used by the team that wins. The difference between Swansea this season and last is all of their attacks this season seem to go through Shelvey who, based on watching him at VP, isn't quite good enough to play as an attacking playmaker at PL level. Is Bannan? Obviously some of us would say no and, er, some of us at would say yes.
