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ArteSuave

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  1. They were shite but he's been whipping them in lately, thankfully. Anyway, most of these sites us Opta and their definitions are as follows: Chances Created Assists plus Key passes. Goal Assist The final pass or pass-cum-shot leading to the recipient of the ball scoring a goal. Key Pass The final pass or pass-cum-shot leading to the recipient of the ball having an attempt at goal without scoring. Which means that any old header doesn't count, it has to be an obvious attempt at goal.
  2. Do you know that for a fact or is that a guess? If Benteke wins the header regardless of where he heads it or if he even attempts to direct it goalwards that counts as a chance created for the deliverer? I don't know enough about their system to dispute it but that doesn't sound right.
  3. I agree the stats are flawed but you surely can't have a good enough memory to dispute a stat like that off the top of your head. What totals did you have in mind?
  4. Probably more to do with the fact that he takes a lot of corners
  5. We beat Cardiff and WBA at home as well and drew to Sunderland. Top 4, bottom 4 we can do. It's the other middle 11 we struggle with at home.
  6. a centre midfielder Yeah, we should play Donacien IMO.
  7. Like when it mattered during the run-in during the McLeish season and he offered absolutely nothing you mean? Total myth. The thing that mattered in that run in was the we got rid of that winphobic virus. EA said "tends". He's not a guaranteed clutch performer (nobody is) but he's shown time and again he's got big game temperament.
  8. JFK should have cared more about cars. Anyway, how healthy is Brock these days? Knee problems? Diverticulitis?
  9. I've just remembered one we all seem to have missed. The one that is the most important and also seemingly the most obviously corrupt. Those slimy bastards at FIFA.
  10. Honourable mention for Uli Hoeness. Do Man City, Chelsea and PSG with their sham sponsorship deals count? Maybe Randy should have a go at a bit of corruption, all the cool kids are doing it.
  11. The benchmark for making the first XI is likely now Grant Holt. I hope he gets a chance.
  12. What the **** are they doing in training?
  13. I don't eat chips very often but I'm pretty sure Burger King make the best chips I've ever eaten. That probably makes me the chip eating equivalent of a Justin Beiber fan but whaddayagonnado?
  14. If the outside lane is stationary then it's not undertaking.
  15. Don't give Pardew the credit, Pulis was the real pioneer. He was naked headbutting people before Pardew was even shoving match officials. He (Pardew) had already coined the term "absolute rape" for a strong tackle though.
  16. Well that throws the argument about us not being a big enough client to get two fits out the window.
  17. Are you shitting me? Dirty Leeds get two fit options and we've been fobbed off with one?!
  18. You're not being sensationalist enough. Losing to Manchester United away has DOUBLED our chance of relegation! If that doubling were to continue for the remaining 7 games of the season it would mean we'd have a 25.6% chance of relegation!
  19. Based on the highlights of this week we should sign Filip Kostic from our new friends at Groningen.
  20. Seems like the perfect replacement for Sagna at Arsenal. Edit - But obviously I'd love us to sign him. I just don't think we have the clout to fight with Arsenal or spend £6m on a RB when we've got more pressing issues.
  21. I haven't read that text but won't they just do what Chelsea did with their Kakuta ban and pay whoever they stole from to avoid the ban?
  22. The ball does go long too often, but IMO it's been getting better gradually over the season. It was unbearable at times but I feel like we play through the thirds a bit now.
  23. You can't honestly believe that PL is such an incredible con artist that he's stealing a living as a professional manager without so much as even giving a vague game plan. You're thinking of Tim Sherwood.
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