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Did you see him train or just sign autographs?

So are you saying those things do equal each other? Because they clearly don't. Also, saying the football decisions are his doesn't contradict anything he or Hutton have subsequently claimed. The bomb squad were clearly dropped for financial and not footballing reasons.

What the **** are you talking about? When have I said anything even remotely like that? You think the bus driver intended to hit you in your analogy? No, he was just reckless. Same as Hutton was. 3 years ago.

Using your own analogy, Hutton is the doped up bus driver in the Long tackle. Anyway, can we all get over this one ill judged tackle the bloke made 3 years ago. If Long's leg had **** fallen off it would have grown back by now.

I think it's posts per like which is the most important thing... Yeah, lol at Steve's noobish P/L ratio.

From his Q&A with Kendrick's replacement: That's what we like to hear.

Dear Sweet Boss, I have always loved you but I was too afraid to show it, Always in my heart, [someone else in the office, preferably someone weird as shit]. xx

I liked the bit with the pictures of monkeys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbSZrUMlH5U

I thought parentheses were a type of brackets. Either way, complaining about too much punctuation on a message board is like complaining about too many colours on your TV.

I don't know what the **** a Mika is but judging by the google image results he would be shit in defensive midfield.

Well if there's anyone who would know whether Keane was getting the villa job it would definitely be a guy who claims to know a player who left us 3 years ago...

I'm not sure Nike and Adidas are fashionable really. It would be nice to have someone like Uniqlo (who sponsor plenty of athletes) making a nicely fitted, understated shirt that you can wear in a nonfootballing context without looking like a child or a job dodger.

Looks like good fun for a stag do or a birthday party, not really a sport though is it?

Are you also #itk or did you see it on the twittershpere?

Look at them, fighting for the same ball. They're supposed to be team mates for crying out loud!

That was the only reason Kozak was adjudged to have superior heading.

#justiceforKEAsparkingspace #richardsonisnaughty

It's a wonder then that for all his superior abilities he's never averaged better than a goal every 3 games (269 mins) in the PL while Kozak came in to a side in disarray and averaged a goal every 196 mins. Long's scored 3 in his last 3 against us but against everyone else his finishing has been mediocre at best.

He's OK but he's not exactly a hot new prospect. He's older than Benteke, Kozak and Weimann. I agree he's out of our price range at the minute though.

I've got a Karl Pilkington gif that sums up my opinion of the done deal takeover. Can you guess which one it is? Good guess.

So if we did have £10-15m left to spend, which we don't, you'd prefer it was spent on a striker with 0 top flight experience who will be on the bench as soon as our good strikers are back? Fair enough I suppose.

What about the price tag? You've been predicting we'll be well relegated and haven't two pennies to rub together and now we're going to spend £10-15m on a Championship striker? Bit of a jump.

Those two things are in no way contradictory as they are referring to different ideas; the idea that Lambert had nothing to with the bomb squad and the idea that he masterminded the whole thing. No but he also never had a bad word to say about him at any point, even when he looked certain to leave. Even in private after a few drinks. I don't know whose idea it was either but I don't think there was any change of stance by Lambert on it. He'd have been happy to have Given, Ireland, Hutton etc. all available for selection IMO but agreed to their exclusion for financial reasons. As soon as he was offered the use of them he took it as far as I can see. Maybe I'm wrong and he did change his mind, but throughout this Hutton seems to have given the impression that Lambert didn't exclude him/them.