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Mantis and BJ_10 continued their debate in the car.

Problem is on current form he's not worth anywhere near £30m. He's been found out big time IMO. Should have cashed in in the summer. If nothing else he should be pulling up trees for his WC place and even that doesn't seem to appear to motivate him. He will be Villa player this time next year. No doubts.

Which-ever (I'm clearly no expert) point is...its too easy to draw and therefore too easy to be accurate. (I'm not saying it doesn't require a **** tonne of practice) but it could be much much harder.

I agree.... but the compound bow has ruined archery. They should all be forced to do it with a proper English long bow. That'd sort the men from the boys....at present its just like darts... a steady hand competition.

I wouldn't even call darts a sport. It's a skill, and I'm not taking anything away from the players because obviously they're good at what they do, but yeah. Not a sport. Would you consider Archery a sport? Archery is more of a sport that darts but is being ruined by modern technology.

Yes. This can be achieved wirelessly by putting in the microwave for 5 minutes. The "ding" lets you know when its done.

You'll have to thrash the one you eventually get because... 1) You'll be an Audi owner 2) The particulate filter will clog up if you don't My mechanic mate who has in his time been a main dealer "engineer" with at least 5 years experience in each of BMW, Audi and Mercedes maintains that Audi are by far the worst of the German triumviate. If you don't thrash it get used to the phrase... limp mode. That generally happens to me after a good thrash anyway. fnar fnar

With Beef: Horseradish Sauce/Cream as per your preference With Pork: Bramley Apple sauce (must be sharp not sweet) With Chicken: gravy only With turkey: Bread Sauce With Lamb: mint sauce With Gammon: pineapple/fried egg as per preference and mustard. Poatoes: Roasted Veg (any/all of the following are acceptible): Parsnips (roasted), peas, carrots, asparagus, cauliflower, sprouts, broccoli, sugar snap peas, mange tout Gravy made from the meat juice Yorkshire pudding to be served only with Beef for reasons that are entirely obvious yet intangible. Stuffing to be only deployed when roasting poultry,. Cranberry sauce/redcurrent jelly are outlawed on the grounds that having jam on your dinner is totally unacceptable. Mustard is a universal condiment to be served with all of the above meats. It may be English, Dijon or whole grain as per personal preference. Sausages may be served with chicken, pigs in blankets with turkey. Sausages with any other meat is no allowed. The presence of ketchup, mayo, salad cream is punishable by doing all of the washing up in a hat bearing the legend "I'm a massive whoopsie"

No second jobs would also help massively.

Another vote here for Greg Lake. Honourable mention to Jona Lewie "Stop the Cavalry"

PRP wouldn't work for politicians - how do you meause it? You have to have spouted a certain amount of bullshit for the year. % of votes in Parliament Have you met your quote of U Turns for the year.

I'm not against the 11% payrise on the condition that ALL other parliamentary expenses and benefits (except travel) are removed and the second home question is resolved by building a sort of "Halls of Residence" for them all. AQ, PIRA and whoever would be then free to target at will.

True. No idea what the actual mark up on a new car is.... but surely in a sale of £25k they won't be making anymore than 33% profit? (eg. a similar number to what they'll lose) They might just about break even.... and I suppose I'm more likely to recommend/repeat purchase? I'd be surprised, and envious, if they were making close to a 33% margin on a £25k car But they'd probably lose money on the car they've made that you didn't order anyway, even if you didn't use it for 6 months Thats what I thought. Either way...its safe to say someone can kiss his xmas bonus goodbye.

Only down side to that is ...it's an audi

Except Awake is better I'd actually agree that on the face of it....but Scenes has more personal significance to me that Awake does.

True. No idea what the actual mark up on a new car is.... but surely in a sale of £25k they won't be making anymore than 33% profit? (eg. a similar number to what they'll lose) They might just about break even.... and I suppose I'm more likely to recommend/repeat purchase?

The Business Manager gave the sales guy a massive bollocking I think. I'm happy but they're probably going to be £7k out of pocket after it all. Plus I get to thrash the nuts off the one I'm not keeping.

Audi customer service. Collecting car I didn't order on Sunday. Driving it for 6 months and then swap it for one I did order when it is built.

My Album of the Year is the Same as every year since its realease. Dream Theater's "Metropolis Part 2: Scenes from a Memory" The Mary Poppins of Prog Metal Albums.

Paul Adams at my local Audi dealer. (See TTPYOTS)

Sunroofs are lovely and I'd never have a car without one.

Ordered an A1 S-Line for Mrs E that was supposed to be collected on Sunday. Only.... they've not built the car I've ordered (no panoramic sunroof) so I'm probably going to have to wait til April. Fucktards

Writing job applications Audi who seem unable to actually build the car that I ordered A woman in the office (36) who delights in sharing the fact that she is in a friends with benefits situation with a rugby player (22) and is happy to discuss all the gories but get mortally offended when you dare to intimiate in a humours manner that she is a massive slag. The fact that I'm not at home in bed The fact that I'm not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhinocerous.