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As others have said....it is what it is. Of course they are soft on their guests....its a promo opportunity not Question Time. Thought the hot hatch segment was funny but they could have stopped after the supermarket and put a car review or something else in after that. The police thing was just off. Had they used period police cars it would have been better.

Big John was pleased at the appointment of Randy's new Financial Advisor

GENTLEMEN is a girl?! How did I not know this. I demand pics.

He should be signed immediately on the basis that "Gabby Jelly Tekkers" is a great front 3. Now if only we can sign Stefan Kuntz and Rod Fanni .

That idea is just Bad.

Well firstly I don't think your past **** ups are relevant reasons as to not to spend now. Also as 'the plan' is to spend what we can afford, we could build on our 10th place, finish higher up in the league and secure more TV revenue. With a world cup coming up in the summer we could find an increase in fees and wage demands of some of our targets and finally it gives players a chance to bed in and allows the team to have a better chance of starting stronger next season. Ok, let's say you have 10 apples, you give Aston Villa 2 apples. Aston Villa gives those 2 apples to a bunch of average footballers whose wage demands mean you lose a further apple every year unless you sort it out. You then do manage to find someone to sort it out for you, but it takes 2 years. How many apples have you got left? Are sky TV giving me a load of apples each year? Yes...but the average footballers are eating them....and the extra apples Randy puts in from his own orchard. At this point? I thought our apple books were balanced and the lazy Irish apple eater went to stoke to get his fill from now on. That may be the case (I have no idea) but why, having just balanced the apple growth/consumption number.... why would I go out and find another apple eater just to make so I can keep some apple eating enthusiasts happy, putting myself back into apple defecit when I have spent 3 years trying to avoid that exact situation.

Well firstly I don't think your past **** ups are relevant reasons as to not to spend now. Also as 'the plan' is to spend what we can afford, we could build on our 10th place, finish higher up in the league and secure more TV revenue. With a world cup coming up in the summer we could find an increase in fees and wage demands of some of our targets and finally it gives players a chance to bed in and allows the team to have a better chance of starting stronger next season. Ok, let's say you have 10 apples, you give Aston Villa 2 apples. Aston Villa gives those 2 apples to a bunch of average footballers whose wage demands mean you lose a further apple every year unless you sort it out. You then do manage to find someone to sort it out for you, but it takes 2 years. How many apples have you got left? Are sky TV giving me a load of apples each year? Yes...but the average footballers are eating them....and the extra apples Randy puts in from his own orchard.

Well firstly I don't think your past **** ups are relevant reasons as to not to spend now. Also as 'the plan' is to spend what we can afford, we could build on our 10th place, finish higher up in the league and secure more TV revenue. With a world cup coming up in the summer we could find an increase in fees and wage demands of some of our targets and finally it gives players a chance to bed in and allows the team to have a better chance of starting stronger next season. The problem "John" is that the club does not spend what it can afford. The club consistantly makes a loss. I am also unconvinced by the arguement a World Cup increases the fees and wage demands of all players. Only those that do well. Pre-season training is an issue for the manager.

Right lets play a game. I am Randy Lerner. I have invested £200m+ into Aston Villa. I've paid off 3 managers in 3 seasons, and now (I think) have the manager that suits my agenda. After a horrorshow last season my club is now comfortably sat 10th in the league. Explain to me why I should invest more money into Aston Villa today.

Apparently the Birmingham Mail, another Dutch outlet reporting that Utrecht have possibly already signed a replacement: That is the best google translate ever. No interest in, bids to test resolve or deadline day swoops. Cut all that foreplay bollocks and go straight for a crush and the groping.

I still have all the original figures in my parents loft, fire station and everything. I loved pouring the ectoplasm through the grating on the roof. Pervert.

I've put the answer to your question in bold. We dont WANT to spend the money.

There is not a cat in hells chance the Americans will extradite her. Never going to happen in a million years.

I've started writing with a fountain pen again. Its rather satisfying.

**** off back to the Bolitics thread with the Gove stuff.

[leftie] There is no credible arguement that would lead anyone to the conclusion that a prosecution in this case in in the Public Interest. [/leftie] Even if they were selling it on, it would surely be a Trading Standards matter and not one for the Police AFAIK.

My penis?

I'm not saying Palace are better without Bannan in the side. Just that they are winning matches. Ive seen some really poor semantic arguements on VT but you sir take the cake.

Fair point Stevo there are a couple of etiquette fails but to her behaviour is horrible.

Has anyone mentioned Stuart Downing. A functional winger at best with a right foot that is solely for display purposes only. £20m to Liverpool was a robbery any Scouser would have been proud of.

. If he takes a girl out and spends a shit ton of cash on the night out he gets called a flashy clearing in the woods. He behaves in a completely reasonable way and gets called out as tight by a completely repulsive gold digging slapper. Good on the kid. He's in a no win situation.

Not with o2 you can't. Its in the Ts and Cs that they can increase due to RPI at any time within the contract.

Ponky sums it up perfectly.

Spoony. mate. All you need is here

Did you get her number? Oh and pics or GTFO