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The Bearded One speaks the truth. If he hasn't battered your door down with apologies and isn't agreeing with your every demand he needs to go.

Top work Jonesy.

One fit blonde wins a bronze and another re-appears. Its been a good few days for VT. Welcome back.

That sounds like it would be really disgusting. No shit sherlock. Any man who sticks his cock up up a girls ass hole, don't be surprised if............. It's personally not for me, but I would go down on anyone who does it. Who am I to judge. The easiest of easy open goals. Fxd.

I think we can all agree that the world will be a poorer place if Jones never straps on again.

Good link. It seems the media have deliberately failed to challenge the assertion that dredging is the solution because it suits the on-going political agenda. It seems perfectly logical that the speed of the flow of the water would be determined by the level of the receiving vessel (the sea) rather than the depth of the pipe (the river). It does...but equally logical that if you make the pipe bigger it will hold more water in the first place. The EA have been too much Environment and not enough Agency in recent years but some of the criticism levelled at them is unfair given the rainfall is the worst ever on record.

Sadly not. I was in a freezing garage waiting on an MOT. Cold fingered phone typing. Normal standards have now been resumed.

Can't remember of I posted or not.... But in cade not...Congratulations Double J. Not much I can add to what else has been said other than good luck in your nre Ski Sunday presenting career.

Sorry to hear that mate. EDIT Obviously this was aimed at Hitz .... not dodgy.

From left to right across the photo....given that I don't know names of them all.... Would, wouldn't, would, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, wouldn't, would, would, would.

I'd set up an interweb site where Matrix fans and sanctimonious pricks could run free, away from the rest of the population.

So to avoid further confusion...this confirms that your wrong in is a right un?

Not quite so young Wainy316, but the rest is accurate, yes. However, I could never replace Baselayers. Hmm, she's had a rubbish time with men as well and I think she's about my age. Maybe we should just get together - probably would be easier than trying to find a decent man (no offence to you lovely people, of course). VT just came.

Mortgage free at 31 is a fan-****ing-tastic place to be.

You've got Rugley's poo story in the Wrong Un thread. Cant you just content yourself with that?

I thought most women liked men leaning out the passenger side of their best friend's ride whilst attempting to "holla" them? :?

If you do **** him off George you won't be short of offers.....

At what point amid George's relationship woes is it polite to ask for pics to confirm hotness? Seriously nothing will validate you more than being objectified by a bunch of degenerates on the internet.

Of course....if you want him to suffer a bit (you will) can I suggest sending him over to Rugely Villa's house with a tube of KY, a glass of water and a skirt.

You have to do what's right for you. If you love him and can't be without him...forgive him, set the ground rules for the future, go to Relate or someoneike that and try to move on. Give him one chance to be 100% honest with you and you will both have to make changes. Trust takes time to rebuild. If you don't end it and move on. Peoe are weak and make mistakes...its interesting you said he loves the idea not the woman....that implies to me you could rescue this if that's what you want. Only you know what to do. Good luck.

He's like Mr Bean in the first picture... and you just know the second is his cum face.

Talking straight about marriage is always difficult because the prevailing sentiment is that it should be approved of, and on public occasions applause is actually expected, so it is never greeted as just a choice like any other, approval always seems to be expected and even demanded. On the other hand, single people are usually not only never congratulated, except ironically, they are usually expected to explain why. As for the the self-interested assessment about money and the transfer of assets, this is only disapproved of when men do it but is considered romantic when women do it. The whole of English literature is littered with poor heroins trying to marry into money - from Cinderella to Bridget Jones. I am not sure why in the age of equality that women should enjoy this privilege and men not. She either said no....or you haven't had a girlfriend.

Well aren't you a little bundle of joy?

I like cake. I like plain rings I like massive family parties. Mrs E and me had roughly equal assests going in so its not a problem. Whats not to like?