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Why would the sale of a private company be announced on the stock exchange? If I were the owner of Dinkleham's balls, I would be a very worried man indeed. But if the buyer is on stock exchange, I think they have to announce the buy on stock exchange. Only if it was purchased through an existing listed company. If it was personal wealth being used or a new business it wouldn't automatically be listed.

MattVillan ‏@dvtavfc 10m @John__Percy any idea how much? Nominal amount? Details Reply Retweet Favorite More John Percy ‏@John__Percy 9m @dvtavfc similar to last two seasons, maybe a little less. Quality over quantity this time though So thats about £20m then, bollocks all really. 2 players at most??? maybe another loan signing. If that info is correct then we are well and truely buggered, this squad needs 6 players minimum to be half competetive, 15 new players if it is to achieve anything :-( You could argue we were very competitve last season. Just for the wrong things. Seriously though we don't need 15 players - or 6. If he's got £20m to play with (assuming there is no buyer) a new starting CB and a creative midfielder bought, and a loanee LB should see us ok.

Shampoo? You massive pack of woofters. You use whatever the shower gel you are using at the time is.

Bonus is a % of pay earned in 12 months...so yes he gets a % of his pay.. But IIRC or certainly when I worked for JLP the CEO often doesn't take the bonus. To be fair as an employer JLP are better than most.

That's just as bonkers as the Green suggestion to be fair. it works very well for John Lewis.

How far you have fallen. *disapproving smiley*

LOL And there we have it ladies and gentlemen. In case you were in any doubt TBAR is little more than a hive of faux ITK bellendery someone goes on to post that.

She is right. Should someone be daft enough to attack you, the only proof that your intentions were to use minimum force, is that you sounded your alarm to summon help to restrain your assailant. This leaves you free to kick their head in with impunity. So it is a defence against prosecution not physical attack and allows you to defend yourself while waiting for security to arrive. All very true but I'm office based! The only other place I go is court. My team are remote so I can see that logic....

Just been told by my boss I have to carry a personal alarm at work. I said no. She insisted. I said I'm nearly 6ft and 17 stone. If it looks like I'm in for a good raping my best bet will be to let em get on with it. An alarm won't do shit.

Zen do a full body one for roughly £25 It's more expensive if you want it gentle. Said the riches rent boy ever.

Its a brilliant ace in the hole. Psyche report comes back and says he's anxious and paranoid....Oscar hears noises...Oscar goes bang bang. Case dismissed. He might lose his right to own a gun and that's your lot.

Yeti. They're awesome. End of search. You don't want to drive a Nissan.

Yep.

Its already out. Dark Souls II on PC. Why would you want to play a sequel on 3 year old tech?

Yes it is a bit odd but the logic is the gods will ensure that justice is done so the winner of fight wins by divine favour. SUPER MEGA BOOK SPOILER DON'T READ THIS AND THEN BITCH THAT YOU'VE BEEN SPOILED IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED.

Have you trimmed your pubes?

Stevo may have touched a nerve there.......

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you mean old people We bought the A1 thinking it would be Mrs E's family run around. The safety rating didn't occur to either of us. How quick is it and how thirsty were way more important. We must be terrible parents.

never thought of that before but a web search seems to come up with this as the new flag I prefer that to the current one tbh.

An old girlfriend waxed mine back in the day. I think she had always fantasied about doing it or something because she made sure it bloody hurt. Never again! **** that. I knick Mrs E's bikini line trimmer thingy and then tidy up with a razor.

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The net worth of any potential new owner is largely irrelevent. What is important is how much of that net worth they are prepared to part with on behalf of Aston Villa.

Like has been sad elsewhere, this was my initial reaction. But it was also a LOT of people's reactions when Ledger was cast as the Joker, and look how that turned out. I'll judge it when I see it. Thing is, you don't need that much acting talent to play batman. You have to a) have a big chin growl a lot and c) wear a mask that covers 75% of your face. Affleck is capable of being a decent actor he will be fine. The film will be shit not through any failing of Affleck, but because Superman v. anyone who isn't superman or who doesn't have kryptonite is a horrible **** concept for a film because you have to either a) get superpowers or get kryptonite. So, assuming they won't really be "verses" each other but will have some angsty conflicting agendas I would imagine the plot will run thus. Batman does batman shit. Superman does superman shit Agenda's conflict. Superman gives batman a reluctant hiding. Batman goes away and is given Kryptonite by Morgan Freeman. Batman is able to "tame Superman" They both agree to get along and then go beat the snot out of the bloke who causes the agenda's to conflict in a massive "AMURICA **** YEAH" finale.