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    You starting something? To be fair ours is Mrs E's. Cracking little jalope it is though. I've parked one for a colleague who basically can't drive but no. I can't say I have.
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    Just posted in the Top Gear thread but the following IMO all make the list Audi TT "new" Mini (standard shape One/Cooper variants) Fiat 500 "new" VW Beetle
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    Top Gear

    Eames replied to Jez's topic in Off Topic

    To be honest you're the last person we're going to take advice from in the "cars as gender stereotypes/masking inadequacies" conversation. But yeah.... Fiat 500, Standard new mini, new VW Beetle, mx-5 and Audi TT - all girls cars.
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    Smart Watches

    Eames replied to mykeyb's topic in Tech Room

    Rocket Polishers. Just means when you're being mugged for your iphone they'll check your wrists too. Why lose £600 phone when you can lose the same again on a watch.
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    In the final yes.....
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    You seriously think the draw is "random" The FA will move heaven and earth to get Liverpool and Stevie G to his last FA Cup final on his birthday. Semi Final draw will be: Man U or Arsenal v Aston Villa Liverpool or Blackburn v Bradford or Reading. Beware the warm ball.
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    Read this, this morning. Best thing I've heard come out of the club for years. Would bring a tear to my eye. Proper club legend. Is he though? If he hadn't developed cancer he'd be an above average midfielder who did fairly well. He was a massively devisive figure whilst he was playing. He's not a club legend - cult hero would be a better description.
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    Bell is a lovely steady player and deservces his place. Crazy thing is that Buttler comes in at 7 when he should be 3/4 Morgan is gash. The bowling is tame no pace or aggression (I don't blame Broad or Anderson because they are hugely over worked) Its joke that England will waltz into the next WC and the "associates" will have to pre-qualify. Cook must be laughing his arse off.
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    Fire up the 747. Spare 'em the humiliation of playing for pride against the Afghans.
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    There is just so much lacking. Where is our 95mph pace man? We have noone that will beat people for pace, in England we'll beat anyone because we can swing the ball but we have no scary pace at all. The batting has been awful. Bizarre selections - poor form **** me what a drop!!
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    Worth mentioning this team had SIX MONTHS of solid 1 day cricket to prepare for this tournament. Bonkers.
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    IMO it wasn't a dive, but he did bottle the challenging with Lescott and thats what makes it look worse. Dunno if its because he is still quite lightweight or if wearing shin guards would help but no way would another midfielder have ducked that challenge. Needs to smarten up a bit but put in a lovely assist for Sinclair.
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    Its a shitter mate (/voiny) but not a lot you can do. No point in wasting time worrying about something you can't change. Perhaps give nazi girl a call? I agree. He was being far too choosy. He should call the nice National Socialist girl. If nothing else a swastika provides a surprisingly challenging target for ones baby gravy.
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    It wasn't a dildo, it is an unfortunate wart. Poor bloke I was most impressed that he managed to smuggle the corner flag out of the ground by hiding 4ft of the shaft up his arse. His headwear must have been excellent training.
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    Excellent video. Cheeky pitchside beer at 1:59? Absolutely no malice from the Villa fans on Saturday. Dickheads on the pitch before the end of the game but totally fine after the whislte. Stunned by the BBC's hypocrisy over this issue.
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    World Book Day

    Eames replied to tonyh29's topic in Off Topic

    **Must resist the obvious**
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    Godfellas - Pope Francis and Justin Wellby are locked in a violent battle for rule of the streets
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    The Bob (Horror) - Rjw63's ever expanding waistline causes consternation in a small American town. Robin Hod - Historical Epic as a traveller liberates building materials from Jewsons.
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    Star Trek III: The Search for Sock - William Shatner and the crew struggle with the universes greatest condundrum. Where does that **** spare sock in the washing machine come from?
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    The Ting (Horror) Shapeshifting Alien seeks to assimilate staff of a Jamaican research station. EDIT - DAMN YOU DAVE!!!!!
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    Raining Day - A rookie cop joins an elite unit during a period of inclement weather
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    The Lord of the Rigs - Gritty trilogy about one unfeasably short man's rise to power in the North Sea petroleum industry. Be Hur - Charlton Heston in period transgender epic
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    Binne Dunne (Assuming thats still a thing) by me.
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    Col Runnings - Fish out of water comedy as Jamican bob sleigh team undertake Alpine fitness training regieme.
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    Salon Fishing in the Yemen - Ewan McGregor tempts customers into Middle Eastern hair dressing venture
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