For the love of McGrath, I said "if you're female" send pictures!
Don't read too much into it Gareth.
He's just practicing for the filly he's chatting up on Twitter.
Three agents, to transfer one football player to a different club, what the **** is that all about?
So much money gets wasted in football these days, it's a piss take.
It ain't a waste if your an agent though is it?!
5% of earnings over a contract plus a little bonus for a transfer isn't a bad way to make a living is it - the only other thing you have to do is sit on your fat arse in a Bentley.
Where do I join?
Thats not a problem. We've got DB9 for the tap ins, and hopefully Charlie the Zog for the screamers.
We never really score from outside the box do we?
We will now. :8
A tip my brother passed on having found out to his cost.
Don't buy booze on the street in Eastern Europe. He bought a bottle of "Vodka" as a present for me .
Not Vodka - more like meths/aviation fuel.
:shock:
Why does he walk into the changing room whoop, and then discuss grooming with.an oily half naked man?
Never once have I discussed shaving technique with another bloke, and if I were to do so, it wouldn't be with some clearing in the woods and a film crew after my shower.
*insert nudge wink references to Black Gates and Mordor as sexual euphemisms. I would have done this myself but all the ones I could think of sound just that bit too pervy even for a patented VT discussion of early relationship etiquette*
OOOOOH this could be a really fun game.....
Helm's Deep
An encounter in the Dark of Moria with an elderly man and a dwarf.
Frodo fingering his Ring.
**giggles like a school girl8**
I've started to warm to the idea though Gareth.
I can think of a few RBs in the PL who would benefit from having their nosed smashed to pieces by a Peruvian short elbow.
Me neither solely based on a quick google and a check on the menu....
Not sure as i agree...
Whilst not cheap, does tickle my fancy.
Mind you its the North....... £16.95 is like a weeks wages isnt it? :winkold: