Eames

"No need for any text then with a pic like this" *pelvic thrust* Should be all you write on your profile......

You read the whole list of names looking for comedy and skipped right on over "Ken Cummings" I'm looking forward to his joint paper with the gentleman above just so I can see "Man-Suk Cummings et al" in print.

Oh my lord! you are so hurting her ego!! you are now her challenge as she thought you would be easier than this. She will be certain you are seeing someone too!! This girl will now do ANYTHING you want Dante. Arse to mouth, 3 some with sister.... anything you want. Do it. Indulge your most debauched fantasy, and then walk away with a smile on your face, a song in your heart, and a sweet sticky feeling in your pants.

In the words of the esteemed father jack.... "Drink, Feck, Girls Arse." hopefully in that order.....

Steakandchips spreads the word of the Lord.....(and Gerard)

But the early people accoring to the bible were like 800 years old so they were relative whippersnappers at 140 years

Do what my brother did, answer the door holding random cuts of meat (the bloodier the better) politely decline to speak, telling them you are a satanist and that you need to get back to the half butchered goat in the kitchen. (if you have the stomach, actually bite into one of the random bits of meat) The have never been back.

Although, on a very general note..... Did a crazy man build a **** off big boat and shove some animals on it when the weather looked bad? Probably.

Ahhh but you are both wrong.... MON guided his ark to 3 consecutive top 6 voyages... far more than Eck and his crappy ginger bluenose ark, and Houiller's suspicious French one. And just think of the Ark we COULD have had, with a crew of Downing,Barry, Milner and Young..... EDIT - forgot the other gem, Randy is ruining this once proud and noble boat...... blah blah blah you know the rest.

Everything about it was perfect, huge playability, massive sub quests, nice range of well rounded characters and enemies. A quality score, an decent story and a huge map. Perfect. Oh and of course men dressed as ladies. EDIT in before the obvious......

FF7 is the Brett "The Hitman" Hart of video games. "The best there was, there best there is and the best there ever will be."

Ahh but has she been in touch about her declined offer?

**** off you little scrotes and buy your own chocolate? :? Either that or answer the door in a dressing gown and when they say "Trick or Treat" shout "Treat" and whip open the robe........

See this genuinely confuses me. The shape is nice, but WHY? Golf GTI or 2nd hand R32 look good, drive better and would have come in at least 5k cheaper.....

Getting properly, utterly bollocksed this evening and spending the rest of the weekend paying for it.

Why did you make Scott Pilgrim so shit?

I could get porn on it..... thats all I ever needed. I was a happy uni student in those days.

THE Best phone I ever owned. Bar none.

What I don't understand is (Advertisers avert thine eyes...) I can say ****, shit and bollocks. But I can't say clearing in the woods, want and word removed. Surely the F Bomb is about as offensive as we can get.....

Great, so she can be labelled as MILF as well. Chubby Milf.....

only chubby? I would - I'm not fussy......

3 if we include you. YOU BITCH

Media and VT wankfest incoming. Haha, no doubt he will spend twice as much as the rest of the division, get promoted and be called a messiah too Does he have previous form/a reputation for doing this? when he got Leicester promoted in 1996 did they spend twice as much as everyone else? before he then led them to 4 top 10 Prem finishes on the spin and two league cup wins. I'm genuinely unsure as although I don't remember Leicester spending shit loads around that time I could just have missed it. You are Martin O'Neil and I claim my £5. P.S. Martin, you are a rocket polishing clearing in the woods.