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Eames

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  1. Always worth a try - you never know. Depends how long its been empty for and how desperate the landlord is to get someone in. If its only just gone on the market expect to be told to **** off. If its been empty for a while they might move bit
  2. Do you expect help from the NHS if you break your arm riding your bike? Or have a car accident? Yes of course you do. Now stop being so **** silly. Yours Another Non Smoker.
  3. If you're gonna knight Jimmy Page, you HAVE to do John Paul Jones and Percy as well....
  4. ^^ Good pioint we are...... "Don't worry... you know I'm good for it...." Like a junky chasing a free fix.....
  5. Can't believe its taken 12 hours for someone to do that...... disappointed Gareth.
  6. No....? Was it before my time..... where is this "Emma?"
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    Jewelry

    Yup probably would - and to be honest, you won't see the difference on a hand. SI IIRC is visible to the naked eye but you have to work hard..... VS is one of those Jewellers eye telescope things.....
  8. *subtle cough* *PICTURES* *subtle cough* Or a nice link to her FB page?
  9. Plunging neckline. Check. Paunch. Check. Shorts that border on the Obscene.... Check. Oh Paul *misty eyed stare* How I wish that one of our current crop were fit to lace your boots. :notworthy:
  10. Crack on then old chap, chop chop....... pre and post pics would be good.
  11. This is exactly what cameras attached to phones was invented for. GET TO WORK DAMMIT! I concur. Pix or it didn't happen...... pose for a photo with her......
  12. Prefered the blond hair but the rack is much better now. Plus you know shes had the cash to spend on a decent pair or chesticles so they won't feel like crap. You gets what you pays for. That tattoo is **** awful though.
  13. I've got a bible going spare will that do? Seriously Laura, haven't you heard of rapey Tuesdays? Oh there great then you have Sorry Wednesday's and by Thursday everything is forgiven. My mate had his nose broken after someone threw a bible at his head and he didn't duck in time. *facepsalm* :notworthy:
  14. ^^ Lose the glasses and SCHWIIIIIIING. WOULD
  15. Yes, but rapey Tuesday has always been a weekly treat for a while now hasn't it Steveo? Can't see it'll make any difference to you now you know that invisble bloke with a beard now says he'll let you off if you ask nicely......
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    Trying POF again

    Just a quick note (as I can't believe it didn't occur to me or anyone else here sooner) but if Girl C's a keen pianist, she is guaranteed to have tip-top fingering technique. I see where you are going with this, but surely good fingering technique is more of a niche market.... the anally adventurous gentleman or scope for the FFM holy grail. Surely in a run of the mill gf youd look to the brass section for someone skilled when it comes to blowing a big horn?
  17. That'll be the locking wheel nut then You could get a "pump and goo" that basically inflates the tyre and plugs the hole with goo as a short tyre fix. Some manufacturers have stopped fitting spare tyres and replaced them with these canisters as a cost save Or they fit **** run flats which are uncomfortable, expensive and don't **** run flat. clearings in the woods. :bang:
  18. Eames

    Jewelry

    Unfortuantely its hard to convey the effort involved in the whole process..........
  19. Eames

    Jewelry

    Mrs Eames essentially chose her own..... (wasn't the plan long story..... don't ask) But all I can say is that if she opens the box, looks at the ring that you've just spunked £1500 on and says "sorry kidlewis, the tanzanite is the wrong shape" I'd be tempted not to marry her anyway.
  20. Simple solution to this. Tell her that every time she says "sorry" out of context , she is agreeing to enter a legally binding contract to recieve it, from you up the wrong un and a time and place of your choosing. 1 or 2 further mistakes and she will get over it......
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