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Eames

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  1. Eames

    Roulette

    Legally they should be. But how random is an algorithm written by a bookmaker for a roulette slot machine ever going to be 100% trustworthy......? :?
  2. Eames

    Roulette

    eh? You are free to gamble whatever amount you want (within the table limits) if you increase your stake each time so what? Theoretically you will eventually win, if you have infinate stakes but in practice no gambler does so for example if you bet £10 on the first stake, and lose, double your stake (£20) and lose, double again (£40) and again (£80) and again (£160) and again (£320) and again (£640) witihn 7 losing bets you are already £1270 down. Your next bet is at £1280. Assuming a bet of red or black (e/w return) you win £2560. So you are £10 up having bet £2550 to get there. WHATS THE **** POINT?!
  3. 1. Type O Negative - Everything Dies 2. Metallica - My Friend of Misery 3. Dream Theater - Wither 4. Motley Crue - Flush 5. Radiohead - Creep My MP3 player hates me today...... I'm off to sit in a graveyard to cheer up. :cry:
  4. Eames

    General Chat

    I used to work in Bexleyheath/Welling/Erith area. There are hundreds of the feckers in that neck of the woods.
  5. Eames

    Roulette

    AND They're a bunch of borderline criminal feckers who'd break your legs soon as look at you if they thought you were taking the piss. The only rule of gambling is that the house ALWAYS wins. I don't know any poor bookmakers.
  6. Eames

    Roulette

    EDIT ignore. Double penetration.
  7. Eames

    Roulette

    following on from Lepal's post , how is it deemed to be cheating ? Its bloody silly, but its not cheating! Double your stake after every loss so that when you win, you break even or return a small profit. Problem is the risk/reward percentage drops every time.
  8. HOORAY!!!! Well done mate.
  9. Sounds about right, when you take into account all the costs involved, what would you expect to pay?. I am in the process of selling my house, I have no problem in paying my estate agent circa £4,000, i think they have earned it. :shock: Thats not working very hard though is it? When we moved last year I had a load of them round to give quotes. Half of them came round with 20 min powerpoints telling me how they were going to sell the house and what they would do. They got told to piss off. One woman wouldn't discuss her rates with me until I'd signed her contract. She got told to **** right off. I asked them 3 questions. 1) Whats the house worth 2) What are you going to SELL it for - not advertise.... SELL it. 3) How much do you charge. I negotiated with the agent I picked a 1% of sale fee. With an additional 0.5% for every 5k over MY asking price they sold the house for. Then made the agents life a misery on a weekly basis with phone calls pushing them to push the house. Sold for 10k more than I thought I'd get away with and ended up an extra 5k better off. Jobs a good un.
  10. That my avatar and this smiley don't dry hump in unison.
  11. I can't see why not. There would of course be certain......*ahem* conditions........... :nod: it rubs the lotion on its skin - or else it gets the hose again.......
  12. **bookmarks the google image search ** reaches for the Kleenex
  13. THAT MUST BE SHOPPED. SCHHHHHHHWWWWWWIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!
  14. I can't see why not. There would of course be certain......*ahem* conditions........... :nod:
  15. I live in Kent...... 4 bedroom house.
  16. £100 p/m for me. Tracker mortgage FTW
  17. And again I say.... Well helloooooooo........ :wink:
  18. Bollocks do they get a bad press. Charging 1.5-2% (Kent prices) to stick a picture of a house in a window, plonk it on a website and say "well I don't think the vendor will accept that" Means they deserve all the shit kickings they get.
  19. I've got a parcel for them at home. I'll ask when I drop it round tonight.........
  20. No. I only had my phone and the flash may have attracted her attention thus leading to my arrest.
  21. Has it occured to you that she was doing it on purpose and knew you were there? No, why would you do that?! Does she really want some nearly 30 pleasantly plump bloke and his missus watching her?!
  22. Well if you include business rates, rent for the office staff costs, quite a I would imagine. You are a letting agent and I claim my £5.
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