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Eames

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  1. Our heating is still off. Woodburning Stoves FTW!!
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    Would you lube your A hole up first though? Lube is for whimps. Grit your teeth and take it like a man.
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    He can come too as long as he buys his own drinks! You're supposed to say: "**** her boyfriend". And then I say... Oh, never mind. I said it Moon Man. Hurry up and say it so Laura and I can bump uglies.....
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    He can come too as long as he buys his own drinks! :shock: Really Wig? Remember, its only ghey if balls touch.
  5. Is "my word" and more annoying than "tik a boo son"
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    **** her boyfriend....... :wink:
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    Hi Laura, haven't seen you for a while....:winkold:
  8. The Rock is everything Cena wishes he could be. The best on the stick in the business, probably ever along with Y2J. Superb gimmick Decent in the ring Able to make a ridiculous finisher look remotely credible. AND people love him. Cena has none of the above.
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    Cover her in flour? Ask her to pee? Slap her arse and ride the waves?
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    I could do that for 5k. Easy peasy. Bag on MY head, from behind. Wham bam thank you m'am.
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    Women with money tend not to be stupid about it. You may be able have to put out on several occasions before you get any cash out of her........
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    If there's a Hawkin's Bazaar anywhere near you, buy him something silly in there. Go to Anne Summers. Blow Up Sheep. Jobs a Good 'un.
  13. I'm 29 and there has been a considerable reduction in hair in recent years. Not so much a recession of the hairline, just a mass thinning on top, but just as thick at the sides. I may have to adopt the "Jackie Charlton" in another year or two.......
  14. You asked for a new video to watch in private. I was volunteering my services. Although now I feel sad because I have had to explain the joke it clearly wasn't/isn't/will never be funny. :cry:
  15. Hang on..... I'll get the Kleenex and the webcam...... POV or 3rd person camera angle?
  16. Good for her. Now write to the Nicola Keye......
  17. I agree. He must be some leader as they are winning with him. Although next season will be the big one.....ie when the other teams wise up! How can they not have already. He can't throw a pass to save his life, so he runs. How has noone worked this out. You just need someone to kick the shit out of him. Have the Broncos played Detroit yet? That Suh nutcase would kill him.....
  18. £100 p/m for me. Tracker mortgage FTW then you'll spit feathers when i tell you my mortgage payment is £4.63 p/m :notworthy: you win
  19. I can't decide if Tebow is a genius or just horribly horribly shit. :?
  20. and you have a problem with Estate agents for getting you £10,000 more than you thought you would get? When I have to put that much work in for a service I'm paying for. Yes.
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