Eames

**** hell thats generous.........

To be fair..... you've seen through my deceit. It was just a poor way to introduce the idea that you like getting bummed. :oops:

Nonsense. You are a fine figure of a man. The Hair of Valderama The agility of Nigel Spink The rectal integrity of Stefan Postma. You are worth a 1000 Balotellis...

me too He doesn't need luck. He needs a Jury of 12 Good Arsenal Fans and true.

The crowd on the strictly tour can get wild apparently.

Take no notice of that amigo. Doctors? What do they know? All they ever say is a combination of: Lose some weight I'm prescribing a course of antibiotics Stop smoking Here's a referral for the specialist (kaChing) To be fair on this occasion I think they're right. Chronic heartburn/indigestion for about 2 weeks. Now enough tablets to make me rattle. Booze doesn't help at all. I've had the same for a while .. Tablets helped but it always came back I started cutting out various foods to see if it went away .. Surprisingly it was coffee causing it for me and since giving it up I'm heartburn and indigestion free Cheers Tony. Will try it - I al partial to an espresso or 3. In an Eames' Digestive System update, the heartburn is gone in a half time substitution for the brown rain.

Don't have any of the other symptons though Mike. Will see what the blood test throws up.

Apparently not. Doc seems to think its some infection or something. Tests on Wednesday. Yippee.

Done. and Gaviscon, Pepto-Bismol and Milk of Magnesia. Nothing touches it. The prescription stuff seems to work though......

In 4 years time there is only one winner..... Hilary C.

OT but the Pats are going to walk that one.

I'm not paying too much attention to this.... its a long drawn out process to see who Obama will batter in the Presidential Election. The may as well elect a total nutter because they won't win.

That was the Mrs wasn't it? Go as Pussy Galore..... or Plenty O'Toole.

Take no notice of that amigo. Doctors? What do they know? All they ever say is a combination of: Lose some weight I'm prescribing a course of antibiotics Stop smoking Here's a referral for the specialist (kaChing) To be fair on this occasion I think they're right. Chronic heartburn/indigestion for about 2 weeks. Now enough tablets to make me rattle. Booze doesn't help at all.

Medication meaning no booze for 6 weeks.

I'd email him and make it absolutely clear of the condition, and if he still wants it, take his money! I did consider this... but then asked him another £20 and he agreed :shock: You never accept anybody's first offer do you! It did have the words of "it is in reasonable well used condition" in the listing. I hope that will cover a broad range of wear and tear. Ive got to ask Neil...does the bloody thing even work?!?! It does work yes, its just **** filthy. I don't mean the kind of grime that can be cleaned because my OH and her mum spent 2 full days scrubbing it when we moved in. Its just the baked on stuff that just aint going anywhere. It might come up alright with a professional refurb. He wants it to scrap it. Its probably worth £200 scrap value.

No - they don't check the spare tyre - its not a requirement to even have one. Is the chip/crack directly in your field of vision? If yes, its a fail. If no its ok, unless the crack touches the edge of the glass. If it does, thats a fail too. As for break pads, was it an advisory note last year, in which case, assuming average mileage (12k a year) then they may need replacing. To ask how ling they should ask is like asking how long is a piece of string (depends on how break happy you are, how heavy footed you are when you do break, do you like pulling monster skids etc? If you take it to Kwick Fit and they say they need doing - ask what the legal minimum is and get them to show you. If they're above the legal minimum - you're ok. Same applies for tyres....

Dude; stay away from your boss's wife. This. Playing snakey snakey with colleagues is fine but risky. **** off with the bosses wife? You are in for a world of shit - and the relationship won't be so rosy when you get sacked and she realises that lifes hard and toddles back to the big boss man. Walk away.

Doing annual appraisals for my team. Might be easier to sack the ****.

My age has meant that I have no memory of terracing at all. I am a child of the All Seater Stadium. I'm all for it, as long as it is properly policed and the numbers are well managed. The Germans seem to be able to make it work so why can't we?

The Labour Party would be..... oh whats the word...... wait...... er....... oh yeah. ****. Bankrupt would also be a good word. Chart below shows the break down of Labourt Party Funding for the past few years. Since Tony left, its been getting worse and worse.

hahahahahahahaha Brilliant. Silly cow.

I was thinking Hermione Norris from Spooks.

Ooooh do I see another MODS title coming on? Can a benevolent moderator help? Can we make Irreverentad "Mr Love-Rod?" Pretty please?

A meal is fine. Quiet, intimiate, able to chat/get to know each other. PLus if she thinks youre an arse she can bail after the meal and so can you if she reveals some questionable hobby or sexual preference. One thing - pay the bill. All of it. Without question. DO NOT let her split it - say "you get it next time" thus securing a next date. 8)