Eames

i hardly think he would find work down South if that were true :winkold: Of course he would..... those toilets don't clean themselves you know.

See my reply above..... it wouldn't be a bad thing for the right price..... but I'm far from convinced Suarez will leave. Liverpool have invested too much in him now. He has to succeed there....

When you talk about complete footballers, im really struggling to think of very many (maybe 1 or 2) who were better! As Eames says above, a genius with a football. He was the reason Henry shone in that Arsenal side.... the touches, the vision, the inch perfect passing and skill. Not many better tbh.

If he does go to Plop, at least we know we'll get twice his market value and he'll play like a drain the second he pulls on that red shirt.

I can quite happily explain how I know he's telling porkies - and I am happy to call him out on that. I could say that Villa play in black and white. That would make me a liar. Its simple really and far from being out of order. Villa's owners/board don't say anything. Ever. Strange then don't you think that "someone important" decides to share all about possible transfer policy with some random in the crowd? Its garbage. Besides who would buy him? Liverpool already have £50m worth of stike force as do Man Utd,Chelsea and Man City more so. He's not a Wenger type player, because he's bone idle. He's been sold by Spurs and Sunderland...... Newcastle have spent heavily on their forward line.... Everton are skint, Norwich, Swansea couldn't afford him or his wages. Thats 11 PL clubs who won't go near him. Where would he go that wasn't a massive step down? Relax. Have a drink. He's not going anywhere.

EDIT. A thousand blessings on the MoonMan.

I just cant agree with that in the slightest! Outstanding footballer. Agreed Wigs. A genius.....

Not really. Selling a £20m player and re-investing in other areas of the squad actually makes sense. Conducted by who? On who's behalf? The club in owned by one man. It is Randy's to with however he see's fit. Yes you are a bit now aren't you? Not having a dig because the whole thing is clearly bollocks..... but this sort of hysterical overreaction really pisses me off.

Write to the insurer explaining that you expect them to settle all expenses with references to the relevent parts in their t&cs. Give them a chance to sort it. If they fail write to the relevent Ombudsmen enclosing the letter and response from the insurer. Failing that.... sue the ****.

Can you elaborate? A friend of mine was chatting with someone important at the FA Cup game with Bristol Rovers and he told him so. Let me get this right. There is a potentially controversial bit of information that the clubs wants to keep from the fans at all costs. So the club's CEO mentions it to a random fan in the crowd. R-i-i-i-i-g-h-t. What is your frineds name? Who was the "someone important?" Why did the "someone important" feel the need to disclose this to your friend? If they were worried about the "political implications" presumably talking to some random in the crowd seems a little out of step? Do you often just tell lies to make people like you?

Not sure I agree. 4-4-2 LW NZog LM Petrov/Herd/Clarke RM Ireland/Bannan/Gards RW Albrighton In a diamond sort of idea with Ireland in the advanced role and the 2 full backs pushing up.

Perhaps I should head to the remedial class, but I'm sat here at my desk puffing my cheeks and I can't make it work without using air from my lungs to do it......

Eh? So breath in before you breath out? Isn't that what everyone does? The really intelligent one that I have heard was: make the last drink you have before driving a gin. Then, if stopped pop an Oxo cube into your mouth. When breathalyzed you would then breathe pure Oxo-gin.

We won't. Don't worry.

I now can't help thinking that your two previous posts are linked.

Why didn't you just say "I was smashing one out - but now you're here....." Would it be a problem if you were caught? :?

Me? Did you catch any in your mouth? No. Because that way aids lies. I put the beer mat over the top of my pint too....

We did that too.... but we wanted to get a flavour of the "culture" of the area.

Yeah.

Me?

Hey, I'm all class me.... I can show a lady a good time.

Nope. You're going to have to explain this one. I'm not googling that at work either...... She is a 60 odd year old stage performer (since been replaced by her daughter) that has the uber special talent of producing razor blades, flags from and opening bottles with... wait for it... wait for it... her minge!!!!!!!111!1!! Ah I see. I took Mrs E to see something similar in Bangkok on our honeymoon. The lady we see could insert 5 coloured pingpong balls and then produce them "hands free" in any order at the request of the audience. .

Nope. You're going to have to explain this one. I'm not googling that at work either......

Its bullshit.

You're a funny kind of grown up.