Eames

Presumably a parachute pops out of her arse and she exits the venue in a controlled manner....

How about inappropriate other sports.... a footballer, a cyclist, F1 driver inc helmet.....

Job update.... kept it. But have been moved from my lovely office 5 mins from home to Mordor. (gravesend) 45 mins away. :/

But the smell!!! Hey... if your boyfriend as funny smelling blood I'd get him to the GP. Otherwise..... MAN THE **** UP.

A bit warmer, a bit tighter, a bit wetter. Quelle difference?

Tarts and Vicars? Men as tarts (obviously)

Indeed.

Havnt seen BOF or Voinjama on here today so i think your safe! I think so. Good work.

Just DHUTWU?

Yeah.

You're not using the ones with the numbing gel in the end are you?

Irrational anger Hates his colleagues Drinks a lot Depressive Collection of sharp knives :shock:

No. No news. Rocket Polishing Clearings in the Words Removed. This morning apparently.... 45 mins to go ****.... My colleague bought a bottle of home made sloe gin into the office this morning. We are on glass number 3..... :oink:

McLeish is not an arsehole. He's just a useless doughnut. I think he is. Well Blackpool might have been the media's darlings for a year, but that doesn't hide the fact that they were hideously bad at defending, were a one man team, got relegated, and all Holloway had to say was ''oh well you know us, we can't defend, ho ho ho''. Pretty poor stuff if you ask me! Blackpool had by far the least resources in the league IIRC. It would've been a minor miracle had they stayed up. SHA on the other hand definitely should've stayed up with the squad they had. Both SHA and Blackpool went down on 39 points. The only difference really was that Blackpool were exciting to watch where as SHA were mind-numbingly boring, just like we are right now. So rather than getting relegated playing shit football, you want us relegated playing exciting to watch. Isn't that rather like rather like going on an Arctic expedition wearing only your underpants, and deciding to die in a polar bear attack rather than freezing to death? :?

Not really, my enormousness fat cousin didnt even know she was pregnant until she practically gave birth. Dont really see how it would be difficult for another large lady to fake a pregnancy. Guys dont always go to scans, it would be easy to say the printer at the hospital was broke. If you are saying he's so thick, which he may be, how would he be able to tell she wasnt pregnant if she's such a big girl. Careful, Eames will be pestering you for her number later! :winkold: You BITCH.....

A friend of mine recommended Homeland on C4. Saw the first 30mins or so of an episode in the middle of the series. Very good. Claire Danes AND Top norkage as well.

Decision deferred until tomorrow. I am unspeakably angry. :oink: HR are rocket polishing, clearings in the words removed.

Still waiting...........

Could be a man crush and he's just playing hard to get? You know, the old "im not interested and i hate you...when really i want to suck your nipples and jizz in your ass while covered in strawberry jam...but the one with no bits" type thing. You promised that would stay between us Wiggy....... you beast. :cry:

:winkold: :wink:

Good luck mate, im here if you need me! Seriously, i hope it's good news mate when the call comes. Just make sure you're moist and ready for when I come a knocking...... I just sicked in my mouth a little! :| The fact that your gag reflex works is a very good thing.

No.

Good luck mate, im here if you need me! Seriously, i hope it's good news mate when the call comes. Just make sure you're moist and ready for when I come a knocking......

Cheers mate.... just hoping that internet use/google searches hasnt been taken into consideration.

I like my way better. I think he SHOULD wear snakeskin flares....... in fact, says a great deal about the man that THAT was my defaut assumption.