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The concept of where you are "from" is an interesting one. I was born in Northampton, moved to a tiny village near Evesham when I was 6 months old, and then moved to Kent when I was 7. I'll be 30 this year but Northampton will always be "home". Whenever I go back to visitt family leaving the M1 at Daventry is always like returning to my "people". Very strange.

Well played sir. Well played. :notworthy:

Yes When he starts he's Mr. Floppy, then he changes into SuperStiffy! Thats the easiest one ever. Sort of like getting on your hands and kness to head a stationary ball over the goal line.

You're right. That is wrong. He's a melty faced bung taking up-tapping prick.

Thanks Ginko your advice is good. I always wondered what it would be like if someone ran their life through advice on VT. Sort of like Danny Wallace doing 'Yes Man', but with you twisted feckers instead! Any volunteers? Is she still feeling Ads? It can take up to two years after she finished feeding for milk production to stop. Mrs E is still lactating like a champion having stopped feeding 3 months ago. Surely if Ad is suckling on her nips like a newborn, she's just going to continue producing milk!? Well there is that. Why not try a couple of clamps....? Same sensation without the dairy products.

Thanks Ginko your advice is good. I always wondered what it would be like if someone ran their life through advice on VT. Sort of like Danny Wallace doing 'Yes Man', but with you twisted feckers instead! Any volunteers? Is she still feeling Ads? It can take up to two years after she finished feeding for milk production to stop. Mrs E is still lactating like a champion having stopped feeding 3 months ago.

Stripper Dipper?

PLUS EQUALS Beach wedding perfection.

You're marrying a woman (presumably) get her to choose it.... thats what they're for. My wedding planning consisted of: eat the sample meal for the caterer. Taste wine. Select and taste drinks for the bar. Turn up on the day.

Panama hat!!! Indeed - why wouldn't you?

I wanted that too, but realised I'd end up with "Mega Rapist" or "Zebra Toucher" so I'm happy to just be "First Team" tbh. Careful what you wish for Dante.

White linen suit - with appropriate shoes, shirt, panama hat.

What?

Me neither... squash FTW. And yes.. they did, its where the "Coca" bit in the name comes from.

:shock: Would you make the mountains 'snow capped'? :winkold: And any crevace I came across as well......

Ahh well, any holes a goal - looking at the Rogues Gallery, the surgeon did an excellent job on her **ahem** moguls.

Sexual Predator!!!!! Fixed. :wink:

Wait wait wait.... how did a crap game on my phone turn into helpful suggestions to get laid outside of my marriage? And Jenny...... anytime sweetie.... just PM....... you know you want to.....

Yes yes, Messi is very good. I know. I'm not saying he isn't. All I'm saying is that IN MY OPINION, he needs to do something for either Argentina OR another team in another League before he can take Pele's crown as the best ever. I just don't get the total w@nkfest. and yes Wiggy, on medical advice, I'm opting not to continue.

You need a girlfriend.....QUICK! :winkold: I keep telling Mrs E this but she isn't sure....... You could at least offer to share with her. That was treated with more suspicion.

You need a girlfriend.....QUICK! :winkold: I keep telling Mrs E this but she isn't sure.......

Have you got a link to said online football gamey thing please mucka. Its on Android Market/Google Play just search "True Football Manager" and download onto your mobile. Simples. Clicky

Posted this elsewhere but thought it deserved an outing here....... if only! I downloaded "True Football Manager" from Google Play. I elected to use the "Brimingham Villans" figuring that would be us.... (none of it is licenced) 1st season I was told to get a top half finished. Weekly sponsorship income of £320k wage bill about 500k a week. I'm now into my 5th season, having won the title 4 years in a row. Weekly sponsorship income is now £41m, I spend £6.5m a week on wages. Oh and I've done a bit of remodeling at Villa Park - capacity is now 138800 which I sell out every week. And in 5 seasons, no sign of small heath getting into the PL at all. I'm giving up now because clearly its a very silly game.