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Eames

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  1. Ali all the way. 7" reach advantage and the rope-a-dope? He would have spent the first 10 rounds picking Tyson off as he rushed forwards all guns blazing..... and then spent the last two knocking him about.
  2. Two big differences though between this season and last. 1. We improved as the season went, largely due to the arrival of Bent in the January. 2. We were forced into a change in manager due to Houllier's health and our fortunes improved in his absence. You may say that it wasn't linked to Houllier's absence but the highest league position Liverpool achieved during his tenure was when he was absent through his health issues. Our team wasn't improved in January this year and we have no improved in the second half of the season and show no real signs of doing so even if we did beat Fulham. You are correct in what you say in relation to Liverpool and you are right to say it isn't certain we will finish in the bottom half of the table. I still think we will though based on everything I've seen of both our side this season and McLeish throughout his time in the Premier League. Like when he built a team that finished 9th? For example? :?
  3. Jeez what with the Elves in Skyrim is no character safe from your sexual perversions. :shock:
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    I'm sure she's lovely Dante but she has got some skanky **** finger nails.... they look like claws.
  5. Surely though - the best sort of revenge is the sort where you refuse to BE the person they want you to be - to rise above it - not to fight back necessarily but just sort things out in a calm and pleasant manner as you see fit and just be a decent loving human being. I find that tends to infuriate nasty people even more. No. Thats ghey revenge. Hunt them down and hurt them. Look what they did to you? How could they not care how you feel? Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
  6. We know. And Mike said its fine because "we" as a collective represent the players and fans of Aston Villa. A trible. You would also say "we won the Falklands war" but you didn't actually fight..... the we refers to a wider social group.
  7. Seek them out. Take revenge.
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    Hunting, yes or no?

    Disagree with shooting entirely. But my rival shoot charges £39 per bird and they shoot c.40k birds a year... so someone likes it. Hunting for food or pest control is fine, no problems with that. Fox hunting is ok with me as well. But mowing down birds with a 12 bore that a couple of dogs and your mates have flushed out for you is bollocks. No challenge or skill in that at all.
  9. I can manage the the 1 finger.....at a push. Whyhow many can you take? :winkold: Well, as you will never find out, feel free to use your imagination Now you've gone and done it!!! He'll have you mentally covered in Dairylea in no time! I prefer a 'Laughing Cow'! They usually are after they see your pecker!
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    Give me access all areas to the shower complex and you've got a deal.
  11. I can manage the the 1 finger.....at a push. Whyhow many can you take? :winkold: Well, as you will never find out, feel free to use your imagination Been there.... done that.......
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    Beat you too it be-atch. I'll be the one keeping her up I thank you. And Legov: Giggs Scholes Drogba just 3 players the wrong side of 30 who are still proving they are the class.
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    Form is temporary. Class is permanent. 8)
  14. Speaking from experience, wiggy? Just what a Shillzz told me not to do!
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    You don't "add shit up" for the parts department do you? As a JLR customer I'm a little worried.......
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    You were the most consistent out there...... some little yank thew together a spawny run. Tis All. Keep going......
  17. You're going to get tied up with a NES controller and anally invaded with a light gun.
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    . You were looking good on the ESPN "In there own words" Thingy though if its any consolation.
  19. This. With bells on. They all need to
  20. Or that your powers of hypnosis are very potent! Just like the hip pistons....... **pumps**
  21. As I said....... just proves I've never been caught......
  22. Assuming you've never been arrested for your many and varied sexual perversions, she can ask the Police to check you out and let her know you've never been caught at least. Ditto if your job requires a CRB. Just show her that.
  23. Christ on a bike!!! - That's nothing, myself, Shillz, Eames and Gareth regularly meet up to rub our sphincter's together, sometimes we make a game out of it by inserting several wax crayons in each others anus' and try and pick out a specific colour! The hardest colour by far to pick out is Burnt Sienna because, by jove, Shillz bloody loves Burnt Sienna! :shock: :notworthy: Su-****-perb.
  24. Makes perfect sense: "Elephants Trunk" = "drunk"
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