Eames

Chill Winston...... he's just taking the piss. 8) She's a stripper..... you are going to get grief....

THIS PRETTY MUCH SPOILS THE WHOLE FILM READ AT YOUR PERIL BUT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. :shock:

Paying 50p in the £ over 150k is frankly stupid. The reason this tax doesn't make any money is that anyone earning over 150k has the financial means to employ an accountant to avoid it. You are only worth what someone is prepared to pay you for the work that you do. If they are prepared to pay £6m a year with a £6m bonus, great. Good for you. I'm jealous its not me, but hey you obviously do what you do better than I could and well done sir. By the time you've paid 40% Tax and NI you're paying pretty much 50% anyway.... not including VAT and all the other joyful little extra's they drop in. Some bankers caused the financial crash.... some MPs of a particular crimson persuasion who could have influenced the seriousness of it didn't....... you can't lump all the bankers and all the MPs in together. As for the main outcome of the Budget today... I'm bent over George.... do you want me greased up or dry? Cue the raving lefties.

Actually yeah.... how did you dodge that bullet. You're one of them aren't you!

Ok.... since I'm also a "ring leader" (apparently) I thought I'd twirl my moustace and add my two cents wortjh..... the current low tone on OT if it is there at all is a phase. Mainly Dante's fault for pulling a tart....() but hey... its the same as playgroud fashion. Like Magic Cards, Pogs, or those click clacker things on a stick that you span in your hand. It'll cool off in a while. I welcome the sweet relief from the dog shit that is the VT forum (and the Villa team/manager/financial situation) and far better a few willy and boobie jokes than falling into another row with the OT psuedo-intellectual crowd over the bastard Tory government or the fact Labour are just shit....... Live and let live chaps and Wiggy...... Cheer up chicken.

VW this morning....... by all means "Mr Servicing Department Executive" finish your **** conversation with your mate, having made eye contact with me TWICE before asking me to sit down and sort my car out. No I've only got to get to work you prat. I can see why the don't let you sell the **** things. On a happy note..... VirginMedia. On the phone or in person my experience is that all their staff are excellent and very helpful. Plus our local Virgin tech guy has now done loads of other work for me being a fully qualified spark and all. Top stuff.

fairly decent article .. cue angry replies form the lefties Its the Spelling Police I'd be more concerned about....... :shock:

well, thats really stupid, if i had known it was a sci-fi film, then i might have been more interested in watching it. Hence the reason why it lost $200m. Its just been a **** up from start to finish really.

What? You've had your balls pasted too? EDIT - You've toothpasted someones else's balls? No silly. I was referring to my previous post on the thread about stag do luggage/outfits. I can confirm I have never toothpasted any balls. Others or my own.

They took out the "Of Mars" bit..... because they didn't want people to realise it was a sci-fi film.... whoops. Just like "The Golden Compass" I doubt we'll see another one of these.

Worth a go..... (the attempt I mean not the young lady above) I don't tend to go for crossed and big nosed.

See above..... although apparantly.... its shit. :cry:

To be honest someone getting their tits out and gyrating would certainly get my interest...

On a mates stag do we packed a suitcase for him. His actual suitcase was left in a locker at Gatwick. Day 1 - Red y-fronts only. (His nickname is Mowgli) Day 2 - Gold Lederhosen. Day 3 - Charity shop purchased dress.

A karting and paintball day out, quick wash and change followed by a bostin' night of poker with the lads with some cigars and whiskey, and a stripper or two of course. Simple, effective, enjoyable. Nothing saddens me more than seeing a group of lads out on a stag do and the 'stag' being stupidly drunk because his mates keep giving him cocktails. I just don't see the point in that. I would want to enjoy and remember my stag do. You poof.

Picture fail.

Wiggy & Eames.....alone! It does exist and its not the sort of porno that is to my taste. Yeah...because we are both over the age of consent! BOOM!!! :shock: You know I love golden oldie porn!!! As in OAP or retro big bush type stuff? I like girls with experience, so OAPs!!!!! (this is obviously a not lie and for purely truthful purposes!)

Wiggy & Eames.....alone! It does exist and its not the sort of porno that is to my taste. Although to be honest, Gareth's rudeness aside.... this prospect frankly horrifies me..... :shock: :shock:

Cheeky ****.

:nod: Sex, zebra touching, sending your family to prison, anger management, drinkng, relationship advice, luring in innocent internet dating users and general friendly abuse between posters...yep, covers everything i need under one roof. A bit like an adults internet Toys'R'Us! . Isn't that Anne Summers?

Exactly.... thats the spirit. Why spend thousands of £s and months/years in therapy when one simple kill crazy rampage will sort it all out for you? You'll most likely then get the therapy free anyway. 8)

There are other forums? :shock:

Smooth, spuds. Really smooth.

That will be the team he built that he then took down. With **** all money and an owner that then spent half the season in the nick. Give the bloke a chance.... what he did or didn't do with the Blues has no bearing or what he will or will not do with Villa. Redknapp has the same number of relegations and a tophy with a "small" club before he took the Spurs job.... lets see what AMc can build. If I'm wrong I'm happy to wear a Blues shirt with "Yes AMC is shite" on the back."