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Eames

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  1. The casts of: Towie Geordie Shore Made in Chelsea X Factor Big Brother Ant and Dec Jordan for starters...... there will be more bile to come I am sure.
  2. Designer has done it. Andy Parsons is the clear winner. Peter Kay is also a clearing in the woods.
  3. If were going with "fat and wears cardigans" - Chris Moyles
  4. I'll see you're Ricky Gervais, and raise you a Russell Kane.
  5. Me niether but I couldn't be arsed to go on photobucket for my "kick up the arse" smiley.
  6. You know you have to wear the glasses, right? :oink:
  7. I can't see 3D at all doesn't work. Makes everything darker. Rubbish.
  8. Lambert would be barking mad to leave Norwich for us. Have no fear.... Randy's spies have been whispering in the ears of a world class manager, tapping him up as we speak. I can't say much, but what I can say is Hola Pep. :bonk:
  9. You bought Dempsey..... you surprise me mate.
  10. I have no idea what this means. Future visits to said orafice will only be accepted following a similar visit by her to mine. What are your thoughts? Yay or nay? Edit: Sorry MODS and Co, but I'd rather talk about Eames getting the rod from his missus than the state of AVFC at the moment. Thoughts... nervous. Let's face it, I've got total control over mine and it hurts if I poke too hard. Mrs E's Er equipment has no such control mechanism... so I may well get smashed in too oblivion. I will wait and see if sh mentions it again.
  11. I have no idea what this means. Future visits to said orafice will only be accepted following a similar visit by her to mine.
  12. I thought that was amazing. Cashley didn't know where to look and Ivanovic looked like he was about to burst into tears. Top stuff. What. A. Bastard. It was amazing, proper Alan Partridge stuff. He's been taking quite a pasting on the old twatter as a result.
  13. It did look like they ran out of ideas though. The problem is the they are basically a team of nippy skillful midgets and the best way to put a stop to that is bully them. Get everyone behind the ball and then watch them pass it sideways infront of you. The also failed to nick any chances when they were laid out for them on a plate.
  14. I thought that was amazing. Cashley didn't know where to look and Ivanovic looked like he was about to burst into tears. Top stuff. What. A. Bastard.
  15. Bend me over and call me Stefan. I may live to regret those words. Upon an attempt to enter via the tradesmans last night, Mrs E stated she should start accepting visitors on a quid pro quo basis in future.... :shock:
  16. Argentina will never invade the Falklands again. Their navy is basically 2 rowing boats and a dingy with an outboard. They'd get the good news from a Royal Navy destroyer before they got near a beach.
  17. Sad thing is McLeish has by now seen Chelseas hooooooooof for the Torres goal and it will have shown him he is right. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I'm not even angry anymore. Just get him out. Please.......
  18. Eames

    Murdoch Scum

    Although for PR purposes he is now "the Ex"- or "The Former" in relation to Daddy's business interests.
  19. What if it transpired that it was Hendricks/Cole/your hottie of choice that she'd slept with? Forgiveness would be conditional on me having a free go alone, and then another one with the 3 of us. In a vat of nutella.
  20. :notworthy: Praise be to God.
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