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Are you serious?? Have you actually seen Norwich play? Lambert has a plan A and a plan B, he knows how to get the best out of his players and adjust the system with the right players in the right place. I'd take either Martinez, Lambert or Rodgers. The only concern i would have is Martinez's teams can concede a few goals. However if we see an improvement on last season with decent football i will be happy. This will be a long transistion period and I am sure either of tbhese managers with the right backing can definately move us to the top half of the table again. Wigan conceeded 62 goals this season, Lamberts Norwich conceeded 66 Right? So whats your point? Lambert's Norwich scored 52, won 12 and finished 12th. Martinez's Wigan scored 44, won 11 and finished 15th. Wigan won less, lost more, scored fewer, and had a worse goal difference. Not great for an established PL team or manager. Lambert in his first season, with a squad for the most part he had used in League 1 achieved more on less money. THere is no contest between the two. It must be Lambert.

OUTS Dunne, Collins, Bent, Warnock, Hutton, Gabby INS Hoillet from the relegated teams Cuellar (re-sign on same deal plus guarantee he will play) Holt 2x FBs 1 quality CB 2 MF 1 Winger - Adam Johnson at Citeh. 1 CF/AM

Can the mods now PLEASE lock this **** thread down for good. In fact, just obliterate it from this forum. I never want to even think about that ginger clown again. UTV SOTC Proud History: Please don't **** up our future.

When he's ITJCOTD I will be happy. (In the Job Centre on the Dole)

Only just got round to looking at these, as I was at work when you first posted them and thought it best not to! Disappointed. First link doesn't work, and the girl in the second link is just fat. She's not fat, and she would get it after a beer or too, but she's not amazing.

Ross Kemp writes: She'd destroy you. ;-) That would be fine.

Sure. Absolutely. But... WOULD. WOULD. Would also give Brooks a going over as well.

'painfully' is the right word! I miss Cap'n Guttiwuts.

He's barely eaten the poor love - although I'm worried about the sundbed use.

Its touch and go at the moment. Had no idea Wiggy would be such a bridezilla

Not locked but totally obliterated from VT for good. ALL HAIL our Moderator Overlords

Not even close, McLeish 20k per week AVB +£120k per week Your maths is wrong. Its widely agreed McLeish is on £2m per year which is more like 40k per week, 20k would be approx. £1m. So getting rid of him would cost around £4m, a major stumbling block considering we already coughed up as much to get him released from Blose. Not if your losing £5m a season in ticket sales. 10,000 season tickets x £500 av price = £5m. We can't afford to keep him!! I know what you are getting at but the average season ticket price is nowhere near £500.

But the new warm-up jackets have white hoods......

We'd have less points but still be safe!!

Pretty much, though heaven forfend anybody try to point that out. A quick scout on RAWK and yup.. they love it. "understated, classy and respectful"

Whoops.

I would love AVB to be our manager. He is absolute quality. He was never going to succeed at Chelsea given the need to clear out the aging squad and when the club captain and club talisman are personal friends of the owner AVB was never going to win that battle. It won't happen because there are too many other "big" clubs floating around that would be much more attractive and I doubt Randy/ Faulkner have the balls to take such a risk.

I had cortizone in my knee and it felt like being hit with a cricket bat. **** awful.

Let 'em do what they want - if they want to get married... let 'em do it. Do Civil Partnerships carry the same Inheritance Tax allowances for instance? If not, that right there may be one of the big reasons for doing it.

I don't understand iTunes it being a hateful piece of DRM laden software. Open Source FTW!!!

**cough cough** TECH ROOM **cough cough**

Thats great.... some ropey looking norks, but some epic toys and vice versa.

Add checks to the home shirt and make the Macron man claret and I reckon that is pretty much spot on. On the away, remove the shield around the lion and that is bloody lovely. Yay Macron!!

Damn it.

Don't even think about that until you've exchanged. Get the survey done - see what needs doing and use it to try and get the price down. If the Survey says it needs £2ks worth of work, try and get £5 off the asking price.