Eames

A Mod who loves a good ban.... RUN!!!

never thought would ever read or hear this **SINGS** Shove your tika taka up your arse..... shove your tika taka up your arse!!!!

:shock: Wow. Can of worms gif..........

That young chap Delap has quite the throw-in doesn't he?

Italy to win purely because Spain bore the arse off me. The Italians are that delightful mix of talent, skill and lunacy. Super Mario to score the winner.

Not convinced by that, what generates more cash, a few old firm games or virtually guaranteed CL football every season? Celtic may in fact grow to be unstoppable in the time it takes Rangers to claw their way back. In the context of Scottish Football presumably. The crazy thing is that the total deal with ESPN until 2016/17 with Scottish Football is only worth £80m. To contextualise Villa recieved £42m for this season endeavours in the PL. Celtics CL campaign would have been worth 8m Euros (2.1m for qualifier, 3.9m for group stage, 3 draws @ 400k and 1 win @800k.) So its not worth THAT much to Celtic in the context of 16 home games a season, including 4 guaranteed sell outs against Rangers, plus cup games etc either. Basically, the sums in Scottish football don't add up at all.

Careful boys, I think this maybe his wife hacking his account to find out his 'dark secrets' *preceed with caution* Hey mate. all is good. Thanks for saving those kittens the other week Yes Hiya Wiggy. Thanks for lending me that lu...**ahem** I mean tube earlier. It really eased the problem for me.

Remake FF7?! Why the **** would you do that.It was perfect the first time. You wouldn't record Stairway to Heaven with a synth and electro beat.... well you might, but you'd be a massive word removed. leave well alone I say.

Id only just added you as well...... :'(

Congratulations Tamuff mate. She's an angel.

Modern thinking has it that it's not willful, deviant or due to a nasty incident with a relative, it's actually just natural. Some kids sing Queen songs. Many parents can embrace this lifestyle, sharing their child's own personal path to joy. Better that, than living in denial, pretending to be happy with good music, but always humming it's a kind of magic when you think you are on your own. The only time it is even remotely acceptable to listen to the 'music' of queen is when watching Highlander. Or Flash Gordon?

Me? Oh.... Er sorry. :oops:

Both of ours have been induced. The first thing they do is stick some hormone gel up your other half's front bum. If this has no effect, it's then on to a knitting needle up the chuff to break her waters. After that, it's on to a drip with some mad chemical that makes their cervix open up like the Sarlak Pit in Return of the Jedi. I'm told that this is very painful, and is unlikely to lead to your good lady looking upon you favorably for the duration of her labour. I'm looking forward to Tamuff asking Dr Risso about episiotomies....

@Eames5150 is any of you care. I say very little of interest really.

I wish you were dead.

Part one they put Mrs Tamuff of a drip and wait...if no joy they Part 2 they stick a dissolving tablet up Mrs Tamuff and wait... That's usually enough. Mrs E was induced at 9.30 and princess E emerged at 6pm. It's a boring day in hospital for the most part.

Whilst I agree it would be a disgrace they would be relegated within the same season. They play what 8 truely competitive games a year and the rest of the time they stuff minnows for fun. The intensity of the PL, would mean they would stop competing by Christmas and be down without enough points to stop them from driving. If we have to have another bunch of pricks that play in blue in the PL, at least can it be Small Heath if for no other reason that I could understand them when the spoke.

Double points if you do it WHILST they're stripping. Or hooking..... 8)

Exactly. See strippers. Women go to see a stripper - its "good fun" and "a laugh" Men go yo see strippers its "seedy" and "degrading" You wants equal rights girls? You need to even things up a bit........

Funny you should mention that. Just this morning I looked it up to see what all the fuss was about. First thing I read about it was: "The Fifty Shades Trilogy was developed from a Twilight Fan Fiction..." Poorly written BDSM titilation for bored housewives. Several female friends are raving about it....... it has pretentions to be a great piece of sexually liberal feminist literature, when in fact the central message is.... "I'm a girl, tie me up and slap me." Avoid.

Step 1, go out and by the strongest sort of Gavison you can find. Take it. Step 2, tomorrow when you can get a GPs appointment and the will give you Lansoprazole take as directed, ride out the 3 days of horrendous shits and you will then be fine. I've had similar for about 6 months now, its probably stress related to be fair...... Cheers pal, How long did you have it for? The acid attacks come and go... .nothing for 2-3 months and then 3 days of doubled over agony. I probably tolerated it for about 12 months before being bullied to the GP by Mrs E. Diet appears to have no real impact on it one way or the other..... Also when you burp do you get a pain in your high chest area like a ballon is inflating. Also had trouble swallowing with the same feeling but once the first swallow has fixed it, the rest are ok. Have the same Eames? No... the pain I get is constant burning at the top of my stomach/high chest..... thought it was a heart attack first time it happened..... nothing fixes it apart from dairy or better is the Gaviscon Advance the doc gave me. The tablets do control it so not had an attack for a while.

Step 1, go out and by the strongest sort of Gavison you can find. Take it. Step 2, tomorrow when you can get a GPs appointment and the will give you Lansoprazole take as directed, ride out the 3 days of horrendous shits and you will then be fine. I've had similar for about 6 months now, its probably stress related to be fair...... Cheers pal, How long did you have it for? The acid attacks come and go... .nothing for 2-3 months and then 3 days of doubled over agony. I probably tolerated it for about 12 months before being bullied to the GP by Mrs E. Diet appears to have no real impact on it one way or the other.....

Step 1, go out and by the strongest sort of Gavison you can find. Take it. Step 2, tomorrow when you can get a GPs appointment and the will give you Lansoprazole take as directed, ride out the 3 days of horrendous shits and you will then be fine. I've had similar for about 6 months now, its probably stress related to be fair......

I have recently been introduced to Jeff Dunham and think he's ace.