Eames

According to Twitter a journo is saying George Osbourne is currently sat it a 1st class carriage on a train to Euston, refusing to leave 1st class despite only having a standard ticket. Inspector asking him to leave. GO is declining and his aide has refused to pay the £160 upgrage charge..... They don't help themselves do they.

**** mate. I literally have no words.............

Raikkonen Surtees G. Hill Mansell D. Hill Keke Rosberg ?????????

3 A grade A level entry requirements? Yup. Happy to admit thats better than me.

Whereas of course, a government of Secondary School drop-outs would do a better job. Regardless of political affiliation, I take some comfort in knowing that the government is constituted of people infinitely more intelligent than me.

Fabulous skill, although kudos to the defender for flattening the little piss taker.

What?! Thats very deep, just like, "The Otter is only as wet as the water" but is actually pretty meaningless,

OOT was an amazing game as well, Superb. I must have played that to death. Google Now is an interesting thing and may be useful. Although, I drive everywhere so it giving me a map home after work isn't really going to help me at all. Plus, I share a Googe account with Mrs E, so I'm not a huge fan of Google telling her exactly where the **** I am at any given time of the day.

Its a fair point Rev. I have a certain level of nostalgia that allows me to forgive many of the games obvious flaws. Lets hope one fine day, Squaresoft realise the series since has been dross and remake the damn thing which is clearly what everyone wants. And in a futile attempt to bring this post back on topic - I still think my s3 is very lovely indeed. Mrs E has massive phone envy with her 4s. AND 4.1 is coming to O2 soon. I'm not fussed about having the latest OS since I'm still loving the jump from 2.2 to 4 so another couple of weeks won't hurt.

Holy Shit!! FF7 emulator!

Disagree. I hate call centres/cold calls but the poor sod on the phone is doing their job and they don't deserve that. I far prefer the more creative/creepy/witty attempts to mess with them. I once asked a call centre woman what colour knickers she was wearing - she answered, had a laugh about it, asked about mine and so I heard her out because she deserved it for having a sense of humour. Screamed abuse and physical threats is all a bit childish.

Lion shit is apparently effective. Cats tend to go in the same place to douse the area in chilli oil. That ought to give kitty something to think about..

I may wrong. Like I said, only 24 hours use so far and I kicked the arse out of it. Charged overnight, and I'm still in the touch it all the time phase. Am at work so no livestreaming etc but 45mins of MP3 player with maybe 10 of internet. A few texts and call. Down to 85% having come off charge at 6.30. Compared to my Desire which was on 65% after I'd laid the morning cable towards the end, its a madman.

Ok - So I've lived with the S3 for 24 hours or so now. Thought I'd bore you with my thoughts. 1. It's REALLY slippery - i hate phone cases but I'm going to have to get one because I WILL drop it. A lot. 2. I can sort of see where Apple are coming from when they argue Samsung have copied them. The Camera App is VERY similar to that offered by iOS devices. The stock Samsung keyboard is a clear rip off of Apple's. SwiftKey was installed immediately. I'm sure these aren't the only two things but they leap out as being the worst offenders to me. 3. The screen is gorgeous. 4. Touchwiz is a lot less invasive than Sense on my old HTC Desire - but there is still plenty of bloatware that I will never **** open let alone use. 5. Its featherlight. Compared to the Desire, its like walking around with a feather, despite the increase in size. 6. The battery is monstrous. 1st day user syndrome took over yesterday and I basically didn't leave it alone between 5.30 and 1am. Streaming videos, web browsing, MP3 player, **** about with S-Voice, downloading all my old apps from the Playstore. It took it all in its stride like a goodun. Normal Day to day use, I reckon will be a charge everyother day. 7. Its fast. 8. Its Villa Claret and very very pretty. 9. It made Mrs E realise how much of an overpriced turd her 4S is.

100% agree. He shouldn't be allowed out in public alone, let alone with CS Gas, an extendable baton and a **** tazer. The most suitable punishment would be to stick him in some comminity safety programme for the rest of his days. I'd say drug education or something but he'd end up dealing them himself.

**** EPIC game. Loved it. Need to find a ROM so I can play it on Andriod.......

Its fantastic. You can image Plod shouting "Put down the sword" Blind guy thinks "can't be talking to me - I'm holding a stick" Then gets 50k volts up his arse and pisses himself. What sort of tosser can't distinguish between a white stick and a **** Samuri Sword?

Coppers Zap blind guy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19979184 I'm going to hell. EDIT - GODDAMIT HOW DO YOU DO SPECIAL LINK THINGS ON THE NEW SITE?!

Ok, so didn't get the Note 2, it's great but waaay too impractical. I love it but it wouldn't have worked out. So got the red s3 and **** me it's amazing! From a Desire on froyo to an ICS S3 is a huge move forward. It's fast intuitive and a thing of beauty. Cheltenham, do it, the S3 is incredible.

Happy Upgrade Day everyone. I will be getting my sweaty paws all over a sexy Note II :wub: at lunchtime curtesy of the Carephone Whorehouse.

Shouldn't have been jailed. Should have just been tied to a chair and locked in a room with the two coppers station mates for a couple of minutes. In fact, that would be the perfect solution to over crowding in the prison system. If you are found guilty of an offence you are tied to a chair and locked locked in a room with the victims of said crime. The length of stay in the room is determined by some Duckworth Lewis type formula, taking into account frailty of victim, frailty of perp, impact/nature of crime. Insta-justice. Right..... off to sort the economy next.

I've liked your failed image.

Thats the most ridiculous system since Florida "elected" George Bush. Self congratulation FTL.

**** you and your 12 likes. :jealous:

I applaud your patience. It was all over by Lap 5 which is when I gave up.