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Unless he was intending to sing "Rape Me" and the phone line was for volunteers?

This guy is seriously special. That was **** brilliant.

Just heard Trenton Oldfield of Boat Race fame on 5Live. What a massive clearing in the woods. He had no clue of his own argument and when Nicky Campbell makes you look like a tit on the radio, you know you should probably give it up.

Work Christmas lunch today.... including Secret Santa £5 limit - with a bonus for the most innappropriate gift purchased. Also..... its snowing on VT, which I **** love.

Presumably that Stephens is nailed on?

1st post from my brand new Nexus7. All I can say is WOW. Shits on Mrs E's iPad2 from such a massive height.

Yup, that's about right...

Let's face it, that's the real reason they are unavailable..... They have to support sales on O2 and 3 because they've given then exclusivity. Knocking them out SIM free undermining their supply partner doesn't help them at all. Coincidence that this supply problem hasn't blighted the Nexus 7? No network providers to appease.....

That is sort of the point Jacket....... he doesn't really believe it - its just to encourage people to call in and call him a clearing in the woods.

Can't see anything other than a home win. Our young defence will have the piss taken out of them all day long by Suarez (in both good and bad ways) We will do well to keep it under 3-0. Although they aren't particularly solid at the back so if Benteke can get among them early we could have some luck.

Well its pissing hard with rain here dahn sahff. So travel is no problem at all. Its still **** freezing though (for a southern jessie). Bit of snow would be welcome.

Geoff re-unites with two of his old mates and a couple of long standing rock lags to piss even further on his own legacy. Mindcrime was brilliant..... but the last offering.... not so much.

Hoof you any idea where the jokes will end?

Well lets just pick apart the practicalities of the situation shall we? He is currently in hiding in a foregin embassy in the UK. If he leaves said hiding place he will have his collar felt and sent on a little trip to Sweeden to answer those pesky rape allegations that he refused to answer. (Except out of the window of said hiding place - his excuse? That other nasty country who have made no formal requests to the UK or Sweden to extradite will extradite him to the US) He is not in Australia, and as popular as his twitter or facebook or whatever else may be that cannot be taken to directly correlate to popular support - neither can the 77% who said they would vote for him. I have no idea of the political affiliation of the paper so don't speak from a position of knowledge, but a poll on the Guardian webiste in the UK for example. is hardly representative of the population as a whole. Even if he DOES manage to somehow manage to fight a succesful campaign, he is still hiding in an Embassy in the UK - so couldnt DO anything about anything anyway. What else can this be OTHER than a publicity stunt? I would have hoped most of the above was too obvious to warrnat discussion but clearly not.

Bit unfair........

Prog Metal brilliance from start to finish and has been with me since I was 14.

So he (upon election) is going to video conference to the Senate? This really is going nowhere..... another publicity stunt. He really is a prick.

Has he got out of the Embassy then? Have I missed something?

Su-****-perb.

Mine eyes are blessed by thy divine comedie. A holy 5 star rating has been bestowed upon thee. (I can't like any more today.)

Emailed to your hotmail account Gareth.

Covering Gareth's Tshirts in likes like a Bukkakke shower of internet approval.

I'd barter a pig or two for that.

Oft have I pondered the usefulness of these in the Bolitics threads........ :wink:

Top work Rob.