I was er.... test driving Mrs E's new (at the time) Mini Cooper S JCW (1.6 Supercharged 216bhp) Basically a flashy Go Kart.
Coming down the M20 on Wrotham Hill (Kent) doing 138mph at about 10pm when I spied some pretty blue lights.
I thought "**** - thats it. Ta ta licence." Pulled over. Got straight out and straight into the back of the plod car photocard in hand. Plod gives me the speed lecture - I agree and apologise emphasising that I really am an irresponsible word removed. He's filling in his form or whatever when his mobile rings... he gets out to take the call.
He gets back in.
PC49: "Its your birthday"
Me: "No its not"
PC49: "Its your birthday"
Me: "No its not - you've got me licence - you can see my D.O.B."
PC49: "Its your **** birthday. Now get out of the **** car and don't be such a prick in future"
So he literally roars off leaving me on the hard shoulder with a sphincter twitching like a rabbits nose.
65mph all the way home.
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I've also been tugged before whilst driving a self hire van on the motorway.
Plod's opening gambit was "Is this your vehicle sir"
I don't know the SA legal system at all - but assuming its similar to the UK - "bad character" can only be used in specific circumstances. Its pretty difficult to get a bench to accept it.
EDIT - Also 2009 assault charges were dropped.
I don't know the SA legal system at all - but assuming its similar to the UK - "bad character" can only be used in specific circumstances. Its pretty difficult to get a bench to accept it.
To be fair Mike in a 1400x1400 toilet with 4 rounds through a closed door and someone sat on the loo opposite you've got a fairly good shout of hitting them.
If you go for Bruges go to Cambrinus.
Great food and 400 beers in stock.
Also if you can find it... go to a little pub/bar called "De Haare" its on a little side street off one of the main squares. Quality beer on draught.
We know for certain that OP killed Steenkamp. The legal stuff now is just working out whether or not it was anything between "premeditated murder" or a tragic case of mistaken identity.
My money he will be convicted of "Culpable Homicide" do <18 months porridge and be out fit and raring to go in time for Rio 2016.
I could quite happily never see the following ever in work again. (The main list is obviously longer - this is for the specific sub-genre of "Not funny American comic actors in generic shit films")
Adam Sandler
Ben Stiller
Will Ferrell
Owen Wilson
Kevin James
Vince Vaughan
Come my revolution they will all be shot for crimes against humanity.
Can you find a clip because context here is all. If he just hoofed it into the crowd that is all fine with me. If he took aim specifically to try an injure a RM fan then yes that is wrong.
DAMN YOU MISLABELD YOU TUBE LINKS.
I was promised a goalkeeper and a streaker and I damn well want to see my fair share of shriveled male sausage swaying proudly as the keeper fills him in!
The fact that Barcelona "refused to even credit them with a response" (which is worded like a criticism) kind of implies that they are shite.
"Kicking a ball into the crowd" is something all footballers have done. There is a vast difference between smacking into the top tier in frustration and smacking into the face of the kid in a wheelchair in the front row. One is ok IMO the other clearly not so.
As for "threatening Arbeloa" calling him "dumb" in front of his wife pregnant or no is hardly a threat now is it?
Messi telling him he was
The boring answer is reading age. You need a reading age of about 12 to function in society (or so it is suggested) The Sun's reading age is generally between 8 and 12.
Simply put, the dribbling morons who buy it, can read it. The fact that there are tits is a bonus.