Eames

**** awesome.

In fairness rev I'm sure your network is far finer than southeastern. Useless arseholes of the highest order.

Whilst there is a team called Aston Villa, wearing claret and blue there is something to support. It's Villa til I die, not Villa unless Randy invests, or Villa til the Championship.

It'll be tatty shite made by a pisspoor little company who only represent minnows and will be an insult to the history and heritage of this great club. How far have we fallen to expect some crap sponsor like (insert name) when we should be doing deals with nike/addidas to "design" kits for us which, after they've produced them for the actual big teams will be availbale in time for Christmas. We should get Apple to sponsor us because they have a **** ton of money and thats what happened to me on Fantasy Manager 2013 the same year I signed Messi. Blah blah **** blah. [/thread]

The thing is boys and girls. We are partly responsible for the decline. Want the club to be a success...? get yourselves down there. Buy the season tickets, buy the shirts.... Average attendance is way down on last season - if its all about turnover and the financials why are we not putting all we have into supporting the club. Why should we expect to have it done for us? EDIT its business in the services industry. Why are we still clinging to ideal of some late-Victorian Association Football Club. The only way you win in this game is to have more money than the next bloke - and we're skint. Embrace it, enjoy the odd win here and there and get over it.

    Isnt that an awful lot of effort to contain your masterbatory bathtime emissions? Aim over the side? Stand up? Just let it nestle in your rubicks?

    That would involve catching a train. Tbh I'd rather catch aids.

Might be the light, but that looks dark for a Pale Ale.

The Scooby comes of that show spectacularly well. An absolute monster. On the "modding front" its clearly all for effect anyway. When you see the size of the crew (using Jezza's toilet) you realise that out of shot are at least 4 massive 110 Land Rovers with camping stuff on top. That said, I really enjoyed it I much prefer the out and about stuff to the more studio based supercar tests with a "celebrity"

You paid it didn't you?!

Hungry Ice Rink in my freezer.

Actually no. Gareth is the offender on this occasion. :-( VT can't handle Eliza Dusku.

The only reason the Andrew Garfield Spiderman film exists is because Marvel are building up to an "Avengers:****" movie and the plot of the Tobey Maguire films doesn't really fit into what it coming.

    No. Thats far too quick an end for him. It needs to be slow and painful.

Right. Now I'm once again secure in the knowledge that this is the best place. To the absolute **** arsehole in the Blue Honda Civic who smashed my wing mirror to pieces this morning since you were driving on the wrong side of the **** road. I hope you die. word removed.

Ferguson always wins.

And so starts the GOT gifs.

That I now have no idea where to post the thing that really pissed me off this morning. I'm so confused. :cry:

Farming and Rural Affairs.

If it were me upgrading phone today (as an S3 user) I would be going for a N4. No questions asked. Its only really 1 year old tech but with the guaranteed OS updates it will still feel like a newer phone for far longer than the S3/"S4" ever will.

    Its too small a remit! I have him down for Minister for General Excess & Debauchery.

^^ Aha that is Leemonds job. VT Ambassador to Paris - lets see them Gallic Shrug off that furious wrath.

    Hmm you can only have Culture if Meath will take Food? I'm also going to suggest CI as Minister of Justice based on his open minded deliberations in the Oscar Pistorius thread. I should point out that my notion of "culture" would exclude Any Of That Modern Shite.   Perhaps Secretary of State for Work and Pensions would be more appropriate.   Look here - you've been reshuffled once already. By "culture" I mean novels, the arts, opera and shite. Modern stuff will be given to the Minister of Yoof. and you can whistle for sports as well.