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No it isn't proof of anything for the reasons you explain above. Unless you are comparing like with like your "stats" mean **** all. Not a big fan of the Golden Shoe or Ballon d'or i guess? Ok how about worst defence in club PL history and with 63 conceded with 4 games to go and only Reading are worse in the league. Or let's say it's an indicator on just how awful our defence as a team has been Thats fine. See, you can do it when you try. (and no - not particularly for the reasons you state) We haven't defended well no - but I don't think this is a reflection on Lambert per se, Vlaar aside, our defence has barely started shaving. I'd hazard a guess at them being by far the youngest and least experienced (in terms of PL games played) in the league. They're kids. They will make mistakes. They have now had a solid season of experience and have got better as the season has gone on. Moaning about the defence after losing 3-0 to the champions with a couple of dodgy offsides and an absolute wondergoal seems to me to be the wrong time to do it. We are not the club that got hammered by Chelsea. They have come along leaps and bounds, and whilst there is room for improvement they aren't as terrible as you, or the figures suggest.

I can confirm "nuts" had been in common parlance dahn saaaaf. Never heard "megs" in my life.

No it isn't proof of anything for the reasons you explain above. Unless you are comparing like with like your "stats" mean **** all.

I hope he shouted "NUTS" as he did it! Nice to see a bit of sportsmanship there as well.

Talk of selling Benteke

Martin O'Neil. The best in the business.

I don't agree at all with the notion we need a "busy summer" We need to strengthen yes. CB and a Winger are a MUST, a proper creative CM would be great, BUT, the forward line is good, Bennett is getting better, so its quality and not bodies we need. Assuming we keep Benteke and Weimann.

Its not fraud - but the retailer is within their rights not to give the refund at that time if your wife isn't tere. 99/100 Ive got away with it because you don't ever hand your card over anymore it goes straight in the chip and pin doobery thing. I have been turned down though on the pesky signature match when I have handed the card over.......

The correct answer is a pass that leads to a shot. 2nd question. Could one person score an action as a shot while a different person scores the same action as not a shot? I already said that in my reply to you earlier - and you quoted me. Why should I reply to you if you don't even read what you're quoting me about? In answer to your second question, I've been over that with BJ10 so I will copy and paste as you are unwilling to read back. If you could pass 2 yards to Bale or 2 yards to Parker for a long shot, who would you choose? Bale is more likely to shoot than Parker, because he's a better shooter. That is objective. No that is an opinion. Therefore it is subjective. Those stats might show Bale is more likely to shoot (that would be objective) but they in no way show that Bale is better at shooting. If you are going to base your whole arguements on statistics, you need to understand the basics first.

We need 6 points to survive BEFORE we play Wigan. We don't want a relegation decider on the last day. I just hope the thought of relegating 'Arry and Reading overrides Manyoo's desire to win the title tonight. I fear not. But you never know.

I fear we may never see Ads again. No activity on here or his twitter feed since November.

Yup. And proudly still wanking. Fairly rough. Is exactly how I like you to do it.

It was a good episode - well acted and the first half was properly creepy...BUT

Yup. And proudly still walking.

I'm ok with public breastfeeding - but no need to tweet that shit. True story - about 8 weeks after Princess Eames was born we went to Bath on a hen weekend. (I went as baby sitter so Mrs E could go out and get pissed etc) Anyway, we check out of the hotel put decide to wander into Bath again to use the free hotel parking for as long as possible. On return we decided to give the aforementioned child a quick feed before we left for home. We find a quiet corner of the hotel lobby and Mrs E whips out a chesticle and starts to feed. Literally 5 seconds after she starts a set of double doors opposite opens and out poors in its entirity, the full Saracens Squad. I swear the **** must have walked in and out about 5 times just to wind Mrs E up. Was I going to do anything about it? Was I ****. I have never seen bigger men.

Surely you have to force it a little bit just to get past the sphincter?

I'm unlocked and ready for you Ingram. Do your worst.

It has aged, but it is so so worth it. The best story in any video game ever.

You're all wrong since its the Union FLAG. If you are going to get embroiled in pointless tit for tat arguements at least get your facts right in the first place.

The bedroom tax clearly doesn't cover the drawing room, billard room or the ballroom.

Aaaany way... on a far more important note. Samantha Cameron.... would you?

Fair cop. I my defence, team Anschluss has form though.........