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Whelan insiting Martinez isn't in discussion with any other club....... Righto Dave.

Pretty much disagree with all of that to be honest. Everton play some lovely football - and so did Wigan. Wigan this year were hugely unlucky with injuries, something like 9 defenders out at one point. If Martinez goes there he will have access to better players, a deeper squad and presumably money from the sales of Baines and Fellaini. I expect a bit of a step back from what Moyes was achieving but no way will Everton get relegated.

Martinez leaves Wigan. Confirmed by SSN.

Berbatov and Bent makes for an interesting partnership.....

I really don't like his hair or the diving. Looks a bit lightweight but the boy got skills. He's no Jack Grealish though........

I quite like our current kits as well. If anything, Macron are producing some better shirts than their rivals (except for that Lorient one) The objection is basically down to the fact that some people like to wear "sports fashion-wear" down the pub/out in public/when not doing sport and that Macron is not viewed in the same class as Nike/Addidas etc. I've got the current home kit. I genuinely prefer it to the Nike Dry-fit from last season and the little man is still proudly in place because I wash it properly. All that being said, I may just be odd since the most comfotable kits we've ever had in my eyes are the Mitre lace up one and the diadora '94 away monstrosity, which is made of the nastiest fabric every produced.

Clearly I've missed something here..... when did Monaco come into a shit load of cash?

Alas no.

The fact that I'm training for a charity bike ride in August. The has put me in touch with another rider representing them from the same town. 25. Blonde. Size 10 at worst with perhaps the most magnificent arse I have ever seen when sheathed in lycra. In a selfless act of fundraising, I spent two hours last night staring at it as it is bounced to every little bump in the road. Magnificent. I'm going to suggest we do it on a tandem.

Group of blokes on internet forum trying to impress female poster results in massive ruck shocker. She gives as good as she gets and is clearly able to stand up for herself, but I'd agree some of the stuff has gone too far. I also agree with those who don't approve of the direction - if I want to watch a bunch of blokes make a crap job of chasing a vaguely fit bird I can go to any local watering hole at anytime after 7pm.

You massive... massive bunch of fannies. If this is what I've got to look forward to on VT for the next 3 months I'm out. If he goes we'll get a **** ton of cash for a manager who knows how to spend it. If he stays, he stays, great. Personally, I think any club would be **** mad to splash out on him this summer. The list of 1 season wonder forwards in the PL is a long and sad one. Wait a year, see if he maintains or improves. If he does, he's a year closer to being out of contract and his value will change accordingly.

I think you've maybe missed the special cultural context of that remark but anywho It wasn't very clever, it was quite offensive. But Sergio has apologised so agreed time to move along.

Really? That is genius - presumably by disabled, not powered down (especially if you're in the middle of something important), but just 'locked out'. I often do the same re: VT, though I do take regular 'tea breaks' to get away from the screen. Helps the sanity Yeah they don't power down, they effectively bring up a screensaver that tells you to take a break and shows you some exercises you can do at your desk! Exxon are obsessed with safety. She also said they're not allowed to have any hot drinks that don't have a lid, everyone has to reverse into parking spaces, and they get £60 a month to promote safety. So if she sees someone doing anything unsafe, she's obliged to stop them and help, and she gets paid for doing it. one of my clients is a large Multi National .... when I visit them above the urinals they have a "what colour is your Urine" chart that tells you if you are dehydrated or not and gives advice on drinking water regularly through the day WTF !! Yep we have those as well in jolly Local Government...... so yes boys, you are paying me to compare my piss.

I think the Mayor of London trying to disuade knobheads in the EDL from smashing up Mosques can only be a positive step. This clearly is not terrorism - its murder. Naturally it suits some agendas if it is called terror (special trials, belmarsh, no parole, full life terms) but I saw two nutters - not two terrorists.

Its unlikely you'll be anymore unsafe than you would have been if you went yesterday. Just don't wear combats. Too soon? no...

What happened with your well publicised desire for a Lumia 920 Conor? Did you ever take the plunge to WP?

I bet you'd cast them all you dirty bastard!!

Im actually sad to see him go. This will have a terrible effect on next seasons transfer kitty. The only reason we have Benteke now is that Randy knew he could offset the fee against Dunne's spend at the players bar.

^^Weimann because he looks more like Paul Whitehouse in those adverts........

Coin flip between Godzan and the Beast.....

I was always an Alex Mac type of bloke myself......

Quality knock out...but the way it ended pisses me off about UFC. The bloke went down like a sack of shit. Fight over. Whats with the 4-5 cheap shots whilst he undefended on the deck? Not good.

I'd love to see that in real time because the guy in blue didn't even sniff it - not a clue what was coming!

Finland would get it.

Will the smiley face have a goatee? Robert Pires