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**Checks several Celtic Forums** They seem to think he's off to Werder Bremen. It will be nice if we get him but until he's ITSABH I won't be getting too excited. It would be nice however to go into August knowing we have finished our business for the window and to concentrate on getting the squad to gel for a change.

Glasgow or Birmingham....... the agony of choice...... He seems a decent player though, lets hope Stan has a quiet word - although that said....lets not forget where Stan came from. He wouldn't? Would he?

The coke thing would be a dealbreaker for me - I just wouldn't get involved. I've smoked weed a few times and it is the most pointless thing ever, tastes like shit and the buzz is comparable to a few pints which I'll actually enjoy drinking. Smoking for me is a no no too. Tattoos are fine as are some piercings (belly button/ears) but not really much more than that. 4 years married today.

^^ That hasn't helped me. Although I do appreciate their track record on ITK/inside info makes Small Heath look succesful.......

Ok.... all this is probably bull**** given the sauce but: Just having a mooch about on Twitter and seen MiniBeest and Julie formerly of this parish discussing a Villa player "one of the Irish Connections" who has apparently failed a drugs test and has been sacked. Google came up with nothing so I'm wondering if anyone knows anything? Fingers crossed its Ireland. That'd be a bonus.

Think Suarez wants out.. Wouldn't surprise me if he ends up at Madrid. His agent telling Sky he is happy at Red Scouse and no plans to move....shame! The agent who has spent the evening/morning being roundly bollocked by Liverpool's Press Officer? Of course he has no "plans" to move..... but thats the thing with plans....they change.

Just updated SwiftKey from the play store and it seems to be a good deal better following the update. The Stock Sammy Keyboard is horrible.

Tata Luis. Suarez will be gone this window. Spoken to a Uruguain journo that he's had enough of the British Press and wants out.

^^ True but we've made it clear we don't want him. He's made it clear he doesn't want to be here.... we're not exactly negotiating from a position of strenght are we?

Honey Badger

I don't no.... I use SwiftKey which brings its own annoyances.......

We've got two hopes of getting Tonev. Bob and No.

^^ Agreed Zatman, Paul Jewell and Potato Head both achieved higher finishes than Martinez but in principle I do think he is a very good manager. He deserves a shot at a bigger club and so long as he keeps finishing below the Villa I'll be happy.

Indeed you are right Coda. II shall birch myself as penance.

Doing an HR "Webinar" at work on managing discipline.... Whilst listening to the HR manager delivering the training call "Jade" all names under the sun forgetting her much is live!

White socks with that?

Living with the S3 which is undoubtably a brilliant phone - its a glitchy little ****. I have the same issues...Stevo. I usually have to reboot every couple of days when it gets particularly laggy......

Whislt I appreciate any effort to expose the EDL for what they truely are.....Anonymous (assuming its them) always seem to come off like a bunch of knobs. "We are legion" oh **** off you bunch of pretencious nerds.

I reallylike the new badge. just sayin.

No problem with exposing them for the idiots they are but Photoshop isn't the answer original is below if anyone is remotely interested in the truth It's a dangerous game when people take the internet at Face value , the EDL and EDF thing that went viral was actually a joke to show how people can easily get confused , that EDF even fell for and commented on , before deleting it once they realised they had been "had" ... however it didn't stop dozens of friends posting it on Facebook and it even making Sky news ... as I say lets expose these people , but lets do it on the merit of their argument (or lack off) rather than look how stupid they are because the interweb told me II laugh at your facts and accuracy. Mine wa a good point well made. (and funnier)

To be honest I can well imagine that it did...... just thought it was nice for a bit of balance.

I found another picture on image search that CISCO Ironport won't let me look at but its an EDL banner that reads RESPECT ARE LANGUAGE - LEARN ENGLISH or somesuch cobblers.

Gotta love those crazy EDL types..... http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/misread-celtic-flag-sparks-edl-anti-islam-response-1-2945656'>Island/Islam confusion Although THIS is my personal favourite

http://www2.redbridge.gov.uk/cms/news_and_events/other_news_and_events/redbridge_metropolitan_police.aspx'>Redbridge Council and the Met respond

As long as he wins I'm not sure Everton fans will give a monkeys. We didn't seem to care when O'Neils hoofball was getting us into 6th place did we?