Whilst my rational self is screaming "Don't do it" and "Even if you're considering it, why even bother, you fool!?", I know that curiosity will get the better of me. The first thing I'll now do when I get home is stroll straight into the bathroom & spray Right Guard into my belly button like I've got no control of my own actions and thought processes.
Please please please don't.
I don't know what a chemical burn feels like, but if I had to guess, I'd say it feels like spraying deodorant into your belly button.
Worse than getting veet on your scrotum?