Eames

Complete bullshit. He has my total trust. I think DDID is quoting someone else rather than representing his own opinion

'Fraid so Eamesy, the tag on the photo would suggest it was taken by a professional rather than an opportunist spotter with a camera phone. Plus I don't think we have room in the squad for Sideshow Bob. Ah balls. Hadn't seen the copyright tag. Fucksocks

This has to be a pisstake yes? The Sheet EDIT: OMG we're signing Valderama!!!!11!!11

Yes please but only with 1st refusal on a permanent move at the end of the season. The kid has buckets of potential.

Oh and Mods.... please Hall of Fame this bad boy. 407 posts dedicated to one of the most ordinary footballers ever to wear the glorious claret and blue.

Editing the responses like that is a bit of a cheap shot... I think he actually just made a balls of the quoting Yes that. CBA to tidy it up.

Palace Fans joy at signing Bannan Hugely underwhelming In there interests of fairness there is one poster who is happy....... Oh and

He tries enough of them. 1 of them had to come.

Half Starved.... far away look in the eyes and scratches down his back having escaped the horrors of JulieB's torture dungeon

He's Scottish...... get drunk and fight presumably.

Just looked at Twitter.... pretty sure it isn't Ince or Boudebouz. It COULD be Graham but I don't think the profile is quite right. Wouldn't Graham drive himself to Bodymoor though? Being driven implies the person doesnt have a clue where he is going.....

BREAKING NEWS............BREAKING NEWS............BREAKING NEWS............BREAKING NEWS............BREAKING NEWS............BREAKING NEWS............BREAKING NEWS............ Sources understand that Stevo was blown out by Portugal so he is still attempting to uncover all of Victoria's Secrets.

Kozak or Ince?

I have absolutely no idea what this word is.

Well with Bannan at Palace having a medical now... I'd be surprised if all 4 are still here

As in "Pack it in Assad or we'll write more songs?"

Have they shifted £30m worth of players then..... I may have been asleep.

£65m 5Live were quoting it as £92m last night.

We know Gabby isn't that bright.....but he ain't THAT thick surely?

@mini_beest (I know) on Twitter (I know) has apparently spoken to Brian Doogan at the club and has been told that the Twitter account is a fake and is being monitored by the club. Howard Hodgson then went onto say that he has been told that if he does ask Gabby about the account Gabby will deny it. Make of that what you will.

You mean this post here? Hairyhands I'm guessing it was tongue in cheek.... I had PMs to similar effect but yes re-reading that I may have misjudged the tone.... DAMMIT. The fake ITKs claim they are real and the real ones claim to be fake. Who do you trust...... ?

Does getting bummed by the Bishop after Matins count as a "relationship" then?

It has to be fake. A highly amusing fake at times.... but a fake. The press would be absolutely slaughtering him if it was legit.

Sadly they have been deleted. Unless someone with Mod powers far beyond my own can confirm that there have been two posters with similar names. Although the joining dates do match.

Right thread at least. Shouldn't piss you off because its correct But isn't it known as Milano in Italian? Therefore Milan is the English version and should be pronounced Mi-lan? Also, isn't the reason the team is called AC Milan and not AC Milano because it was founded by an Englishman and they kept the English name as a sign of respect to him? It may well be right, but it still pissed me off no end. EDIT - Just noticed leviramsey pretty much said the same thing Clearly you didn't click the link and listen to Italians pronouncing it. In the local dialect Milanese, it is Mee-Lan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaLQQINTjvA Correct pronunciation from the undisputed expert at 6:54ish.