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The little shites will soon knock that out of you Stefan....... I enjoyed teaching, but I enjoy the calm still waters of the LEA even more.

Enjoy "ME's Birthday Skype Filth" later.... Happy Birthday mate.

I looked at this first and then decided that the rest of your post was nonsense. Man City and Chelsea are big clubs.

I love how they just stop trying to tackle him and then just flatten him.

Bring on the Feltz!! An afternoon with Rolf learning to blow his didgeridoo......or an afternoon with Jimmy whilst he "Fixes" it for some young lads.

Kirsty Linnett is far too hot to be forced to wear that scummy rag.

What a ball that is........

He has got to prove himself IMO and soon. I went through a stage of feeling the same way about Gabby. W We get very attached to "our" youth products but we also tend to overestimate their ability and usefulness to the club. Albrighton needs a decent run of games playing football. Once the Loan window opens again I'd happily see him loaned out to a Championship/L1 club to get a consistent run of games under his belt. Then bring him back, give him and chance and judge him after that.

Yep its here too..... Windows XP running Chrome.

Oh...... Fine.....a caustic soda rub down or a Domestos Enema

Tongue..... the ladies would be falling over themselves (and it) for some tongue action Would you rather fight 100 Duck Sized Camels or one Camel sized Duck.

That assumes that it is actually impossible to break into the top four without having players that ( a ) expect high wages, and ( b ) command huge transfer fees. Now, I accept that ( a ) is a given. Once you start to be successful, and the 'big' clubs come calling, you can only hang onto the good players if you can pay them handsomely (and offer them the likelihood of winning silverware). We've seen that with Benteke. But I'm not convinced that ( b ) is so obvious. With the right combination of academy and scouting, it MAY be possible to get a 'conveyor belt' of talent going. This is clearly the model that Lambert is adopting. If the bottom falls out of the crazy 'spend, spend, spend' culture - which we keep being told it must - then clubs like ours have the right business model in place to take advantage. Buy low, sell high, but pay appropriate wages. And build a club culture that makes players want to stay. Some will be purely mercenary and Bale out at the first opportunity, but not all will. I think it's an approach worth trying, and I don't believe that it necessarily condemns us to being a 'bottom half' club. This is a far more eloquent, sensible response than I could ever hope to make. So, er..... THIS

Its a bit of a non story isn't it. Rob rattles up November '12s figures on a quiet weekend.

I don't think anyone is suggesting Lambert doesn't want to buy expensive players. Anyone who suggests any different is talking rubbish. But if it isn't available right now then it isn't there and you just have to get on with it! Maybe it will be further down the line but why don't you just be happy at you have a better team and a better squad than you did before he arrived! But it is available! The people ITK have been telling us for years it's not the transfer fees that are the problem, it's the wages ... Oddly, now the wage bill is way down things still don't seem to have changed Surely you can see the two things go hand in hand?! Any player commanding a price of 10m and above is going to expect a weekly wage that we are simply not prepared/able to afford. The wage bill is way down.... as it should be....but that isn't an excuse nor a reason to go and jack it back up again is it? The "plan" I assume at Villa is sensible sustainable growth - whacking £x per week on the wage bill to pacify an element of the supporters, no matter how small is not the way to achieve that.

Labour spent enough time in the late 90s early 00s snuggling up to big business. Their new found "friends" will see them alright - perhaps moreso in fact the less they appear "tainted" with Socialism. It will be interesting to see what happens... since the Labour party doesn't really represent the interests of those whose name it bears and hasn't done since Foot was in charge.

Link on BBC You'd never wish HIV on anybody, however, a man who rapes a woman he knows is ill... Karma is a bitch.....in his case I am happy to wish it on him.

THIS. I've got a fly swatter on my desk especially for the words removed. My kill count this year makes most Stallone films look like pacifist propaganda.

Hmmm Soldado for Eto'o is an interesting one..... that maybe next weeks transfer. Since Substandard Liege have been living up to their name I can't afford to sacrifice points. 231st place is at stake.

Michu out. Ozil in.

But the fruits of such noble loins would grace ANYONES FB timeline and be rightly worthy of admiration and renoun.

Just reading about 4G on the Beeb website so decided to do a Speed test on my non-LTE SGS3. H+ connection on O2 in Kent. Ping 80ms Download 9133kbps Upload 694kbps Can't see how 4G would affect me in any way shape or form tbh.

Sorry. That's me, that is. If it makes you feel any better, I'm pissed off about interest rates being so low. It doesn't? Oh, OK. Am no baby boomer, but I do appreciate seeing my house price slowly rising back from the depths of despair. Interest rates can stay as they are please. Same as Shillz....I'm def not a baby boomer but need the value of my house to increase by c£50k to break even (purchase price and spend on improvements) So they can carry on rising as much as possible please. Interest rates can however also increase - I'm getting shafted on my savings.

I don't understand Chelsea's decision to let him leave. This leaves them with Eto'o & Torres as their only out and out strikers, with the option of playing someone like Schurrle upfront if needed. Haven't they still got Ba as well?

Easily the best transfer window at AVFC since the days of St Martin - and there is case that it has been better than that. Well done Lambert. Fantastic business.

Thats alright then. Er....as you were chaps.